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heavy-duty: this machine can take all kinds of loads by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2025
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"Aziraphale couldn’t have been happier to have finally put his apprehensions behind him, abandoning his station in Heaven once and for all, and joining Crowley in a mutual decision to abandon their mortal possessions and move into a cozy cottage in the South Downs. For the first time in over six thousand years, he was truly happy.
That was, until he wasn’t.
You see, Aziraphale had a problem. There was just one minor flaw, a single thing that wasn’t picture-perfect in his new, picture-perfect life.
To put it plainly: Aziraphale was horny. Extremely so. The problem was: he was ninety-nine percent sure Crowley wasn’t interested in that kind of relationship. And Lord knew he’d tried."
Or: the one where Aziraphale turns to porn to cope with his husband's tight-fitting trousers, and gets more than he bargained for when an unsuspecting washing machine jump-starts his sexual awakening.
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10 Aug 2025
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The funniest explicit work I've read. The Ineffable Husbands being their awkward, uncommunicative selves.
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Temple of the Muses by AJ_Constantine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2022
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It’s the start of the Season in 1841 Victorian England. Mr Anthony Crowley has left a life of working at a luxurious high end bordello in Paris behind him and is now a courtesan intent on climbing the social ladder in London to increase his status and social connections.
After unexpectedly inheriting the title of the Earl of Eastgate, Aziraphale finds himself trying to navigate the complicated world of the aristocracy. Duke Gabriel purchases a month-long contract with Mr Crowley for Lord Fell as a surprise gift to Aziraphale’s astonishment and dismay. He declines to take full advantage of Crowley’s charms but agrees to an arrangement of pretending to be Crowley’s paramour in exchange for lessons on the etiquette and expectations of Society.
It’s a practical arrangement, nothing more. Certainly no feelings will be involved...