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    Harry's summer after his fourth year is spent having to relieve the events of the third task each night, weighed down by guilt and trauma. He has never had it easy, but with the wizarding world turning on him, he feels more alone than ever.
    After the dementor attack and being forced out of No4 privet drive, he spends his summer at Grimmauld far from happy. His friends and godfather do nothing to ease his turbulent mind.

    His fifth year at Hogwarts begins as he spirals into depression, turning to unhealthy coping mechanisms. It seems no one is able to save him from his worst enemy: his own mind.
    He has not only this to contend with, but a malicious Dolores Umbridge who is out to get him. Despite this, Harry refuses to seek the help he needs.

    Harry's descent is brought to the attention of Severus Snape, much to his distaste. As no one else intervenes, will the potions master be able to move past his grudge against the boy and help before it is too late?

    slowburn severitus (not biological)
    there aren't any main romance storylines - maybe some slight wolfstar but not much

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    09 Apr 2026

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    What if the abuse was too much for Harry to survive?

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    Vernon is abusive and kills harry, Harry wakes up as a ghost at Hogwarts.

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    04 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Supreme Leader Lord Voldemort has taken over the Wizarding World by means of a marriage bond with his nemesis Harry Potter.

    In order to ingratiate himself with light wizards in a rapidly liberalising society (and more importantly how ardently he wishes to please his bleeding-heart liberal war bride) it is imperative that Voldemort stay abreast of the progressive trends in Wizarding politics and culture.

    As such, he acquiesces to his husband’s devious ‘Public Relations’ scheme by restructuring his Inner Circle to prevent discrimination and to encourage Diversity, Equity and Inclusion amongst the Death Eater ranks.

    Regrettably, Voldemort commits a faux pas by ‘accidentally’ outing his finest high ranking and aristocratic lieutenant - as gay - in front of the entire Wizarding media.

    To avenge the indignity, Lucius Malfoy turns on his master and reveals to the press the most shockingly intimate encounter found in The Dark Lord’s pensieve.

    TLDR: Lucius releases a filthy Tomarry sex tape to the Prophet. The entire Wizarding World watches The Dark Lord beg for the Chosen One’s cock.

    (Inspired by a ‘The Hobbit’ interview in which Ian McKellen accidentally outs the hot blonde elf as gay)

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    26 Jan 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Harry Potter just wanted to steal a dark artifact.

    He didn't plan for the Dark Lord to turn into a cat.

    And especially that he would like his soul.

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    25 Jan 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry Potter is screwed.

    With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.

    Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.

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    01 Mar 2026