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The chicken stands at the edge of the road, looking at the speeding cars rush past. It hops forward, once, twice.
Will it ever make it to the other side?
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Based on the grammarly ad “Closing the Distance”.
Tyler just wants to connect with his boss, Anita, but he finds himself inadvertently connected with something far more sinister.
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Breaking Headline News Tweeted: An Aeroflot flight from St. Petersburg to Milan has crashed, according to reports. No survivors are expected.
While preparing for Worlds, none of the skaters expect to be faced with an unbelievable loss.
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03 Dec 2025
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fuel the pyre of your enemies by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Apr 2020
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Huaisang kept his thoughts off his face, maintaining the air of the harmless dandy he’d so carefully cultivated, the hidden ribbon coated in poison wrapped carefully around his wrist, not dangerous unless ingested and easily passed off as an accessory if spotted. It was an hour in when Huaisang’s target finally showed up with his delegation, confident and grinning in his spotless Jin robes, and Huaisang took a deep breath as he and Mingjue rose to greet him.
Showtime.
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Injury, Lies, Death, Protection by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
29 May 2021
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After getting caught up in an explosion, Ed makes a decision to lie to Mustang about the extent of his injuries, knowing it will lead to his death. Hopefully Mustang doesn't find out about that little detail.
Chapter 1: Ed's Point of View
Chapter 2: Mustang's Point of View
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The Briefcase by boredom
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
07 Jun 2024
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It was a stupid mistake. A silly, stupid mistake. It was never supposed to escalate this much. It was never supposed to cause this much trouble.
He grabbed the wrong briefcase. That was it. That was all.
He didn't know it would be this dangerous.
And now, one by one, his entire team is going to fall. All because of one stupid, silly, little mistake.
(Or the one where Havoc goes straight up Rambo, Hawkeye gets a taste for human flesh, Fuery uses his Fuery-ness to get himself out of this situation, Falman stabs a man or two, Mustang learns a new use for flame alchemy, Ed learns about the wonderful world of torture and espionage, and Breda just wants a nap)
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Father arched an eyebrow and lifted his chin.
Jingyi said, “Hanguang-jun would like to respectfully state that he thinks you are a punk-ass bitch.”
“Lan Jingyi!” another Lan disciple hissed, horrified.
“He said it with his eyes,” Jingyi protested. “It’s Expression 321.”
Sizhui fished the book out of his qiankun pouch and flipped through it.
One of the Ouyang junior disciples sidled over to him and peered over his shoulder. “There really is a book.”
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