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    Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.

    Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.

    Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.

    Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    At twelve, the only way Charles and Max can pursue their dreams further is to form a bond with each other.

    Rated Mature for the sexual innuendos only.

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    12 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    He sensed Oscar before he met him, sitting in one of the big meeting rooms in Woking. His little ached at the base of his skull, instantly alert to the presence of a Caregiver. An unfamiliar Caregiver.

     

    He wanted to leave immediately and not have to meet Oscar. Not have to share the same space as him, while his little clamoured to come out, to be seen, to be cared for. He wondered how rude it would look if he didn’t shake his hand, if he avoided his eye contact, if he never spent any time with him outside of anything absolutely necessary. He didn’t even look up as the door opened, but his breath caught in his throat.

     

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    An AU fic where Lando struggles with self esteem and feelings of worthiness and Oscar is there to gentle parent him through it. In hindsight, not that AU.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Harry Potter and Pansy Parkinson are not dating. They hate each other. Allegedly. She only steals his jumpers because her flat is drafty. He keeps her tea stocked out of common courtesy, obviously. So there’s definitely no reason they keep ending up in back alleys, sharing firewhisky, snogging like it’s a duel, or—Merlin forbid—talking about their feelings. It’s not love. It’s just stress relief.

    And denial. Heavy, heavy denial.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    The first time Peter met Morgan, he knew two things.

    Number one: there was nothing he wouldn't do for this little girl. He'd kill, he'd die, and he'd live for her.

    Number two: Morgan was Tony's daughter without a doubt.

    (Or; Five times Tony almost told Peter he was his kid, +1 time he actually did. Feat. Peter and Morgan as siblings. (this fic is already completed, and will be updated every other day)).

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    27 Jul 2025