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"There are in fact many Susans across the universes. Sometimes you're a nurse, other times you're a fish... This is a bit embarrassing but you're actually my wife in a lot of realities."
"I'm your wife. In other realities." Susan repeated.
"NOT in this one!" Dan yelled from the kitchen.
"Ignore him, he's just jealous," Phil whispered cheekily to Susan.
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An AU in which psychic Phil and his helper Dan find different versions of Susan to save the world.CHAPTER 8: PHILTROSPECTION
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Pushing It Down And Praying by christianpuppetshow
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
02 Mar 2026
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Based on the song by Lizzy McAlpine
Dan is tired of fucking strangers. He realises he had it all with Phil. They meet again ten years later, but is it too late?
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05 Mar 2026
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i'm like a lawyer (me & you) by golbrocklovely
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
19 Mar 2026
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Dan is 32, working as a paralegal while still in school to become a lawyer, and closeted. On a trip to Vegas, he gets incredibly drunk and blacks out, not remembering much other than a blond man and Elvis. A month goes by, and in the mail arrives the surprise of his life.
A marriage certificate. Signed by Dan.
And Phil.
His ex boyfriend from over a decade ago.
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26 Feb 2026
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All your darkest thoughts (are actually quite bright) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Jan 2026
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“Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”
“Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”
Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
“Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”
Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.
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25 Jan 2026
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the elephant in the room by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
22 Apr 2025
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Dan talks to his therapist, buys groceries, freaks out about the entire Phil situation, and tries to address the elephant in the room.
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"You don't think I screwed it all up, do you?" Dan says. "My chances of having anything real with Phil?"
"Oh, Dan," his therapist says. "If we're going to talk about you and Phil in a romantic sense, we're going to need more than five minutes."
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27 Apr 2025
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‘’-and I love that hat. I wear it allll the time, Dan gets annoyed but I think he’s just faking it.’’ Phil voices smugly.
‘’Oh yeah?’’ says Dan, as he gently picks up the hat and rests it on Phil's head.
‘’Mhmm,’’ says Phil, as he begins to look exhausted again, the conversation clearly knocking any energy he had out of him.
(Basically just another fic about the recent hospital trip.)
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