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    When an overworked Sirius Black finally decides to hire a babysitter, he doesn't expect someone like Remus Lupin to be the right person for the job.
    But actually? He might be kind of perfect - for the job.

    Written for Padfoot Fest 2025.

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    13 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Eleven-year-old Remus Lupin was sitting alone in a compartment on the Hogwarts Express. He had been lost in thought, staring at the raindrops racing down the window and thinking about Hogwarts when this boy with long black hair walked in and… proposed?

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    A wolfstar story, where Sirius and Remus get the happy life they were always meant to live.

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    18 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    “We don’t have to go back to mine, you know,” Remus says hesitantly. “We can go out to eat, or to a movie, or–”

    “Remus,” Sirius cuts him off, “stop overthinking. I want this.”

    “I know, I just– there’s no expectation for anything… physical,” he says. “Not on my end.”

    “You’re a true gentleman,” Sirius replies with a cheeky grin, shyness gone as if it never were. “Would it be terrible to say there are expectations on my end?”

    Remus chuckles and shakes his head. “No, not terrible at all.”

    “Good.” Sirius leans closer, lips brushing against his ear. “Then you should know I’m expecting to get absolutely railed tonight.”

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    31 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 66

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    Of course, eventually James will point out that Sirius had technically lost the bet and he owes him a night of espresso bar cleanup. That’s how Sirius will know everything is back to normal between them. 

    But for now… he’s here. 

    In the hospital. Eyes shut. Trying to focus on anything else but the dull and all-consuming ache in his jaw. Waiting for the elusive Dr. Lupkin—or was it Dr. Luplin? Sirius honestly can’t remember what the nurse had said—to come in and tell him what’s wrong and how to fix it.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    In which a small favor quickly gets out of hand. Remus wants to set the record straight: he’s God of the Dead. Not Death. And the real God of Death is not his boyfriend. And he didn’t kidnap that girl. (Okay, maybe only two of those things are true)

    Or: Remus is Hades, Sirius is Thanatos, and (in spite of the title) this is a wolfstar story.

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    02 Sep 2025