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Ron Weasley isn't the type to go to strip clubs.
Until his best mate's Stag Night. Until he goes to Bud Envy.
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Sitting in the wooden chair, Pansy realized she didn’t know what she was getting into.
Sure she was aware that Ron Weasley was standing behind her.
Sure she knew he had had some plan for the way this evening would go.
Sure he had told her to meet him here, in the middle of a darkened room in the middle of the night.
Yet Pansy couldn’t help but still be a bit nervous after settling on the cold, hard chair.
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Brief stories of love, being in love, loving.
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Hands pushed her further behind him, his body effectively covering hers from view. “This place is no longer safe,” he breathed. Well no shit, she thought.
Pansy Parkinson never thought that she’d be placed in this predicament, but that’s what she gets for thinking.
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How long can someone wait, when they've waited their whole adult life?
Secret crushes, Muggle!AU.
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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18 Aug 2026
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Fractured Lights by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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Shane’s preferences are simple: older, rougher, married men who lie to their wives and gone before morning.
Ilya Rozanov is nineteen, Russian, and already moving into his dorm.
Cue in covert hookups, stupidly questionable life choices, and a rookie who stares at Shane like he’s a particularly fascinating bug under a microscope.
Now he has to explain why he keeps getting texts from "Mr. Chicago" while trying to teach this kid how to use the campus laundry without melting his sweaters.
Campus life promised new experiences. It failed to mention the experience of being psychologically dissected over instant ramen by a stupidly handsome blond Russian who hasn't blinked in seven minutes.
This fic is finished! You can binge-read it now 😁
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17 Feb 2026
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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20 Jan 2026
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Public Bookmark 16628
Mystery Work
Part of OA Private
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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18 Jan 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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24 Dec 2025