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    short fics around the claremont-diaz family, pre-canon. Explores pre-divorce/post-divorce life and how it shifts the family dynamic.

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    Henry suspected that a manner of things could change in both of their lives and they would still know this routine down to their bones.

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    21 Jan 2025

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    In a world where the be-all and end-all of relationships is determined by soul resonance, HRH Prince Henry can’t have a soulmate and FSOTUS Alex Claremont-Diaz experiences soul resonance in such a disruptive way that he just doesn’t want one. Against all odds, this is their story.

    So he obediently shuffles after June and Nora to say hello, trying his very best not to get distracted by all the connections his brain is shouting at him about.

    He’s actually trying so badly not to get distracted that he ends up not realizing it’s his turn to say hello to Prince Henry until he’s right there in front of Alex, holding out a hand, and it means he doesn’t have time to register much outside of wow, are his eyes really that blue? and that’s less of a smile and more of a grimace before their hands touch.

    And for the first time since puberty hit, it’s not a sensory shock, it doesn’t feel like someone’s soul is shouting at him.

    It’s peaceful. It’s—

    “Quiet,” Alex whispers. “Your soul is so quiet.”

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    09 Jan 2025

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    “We literally popped our zits together dude, you think a badly chosen dildo and your asshole are gonna scare me?”

     

    “Don’t remind me.”

     

    “The zit popping or the nine inch nailer making a home in your lower intestine?”

    Henry's dildo breaks. Alex picks up the phone.

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    28 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    It's Christmas time in the city...

     

    Alex Claremont-Diaz is about to be on more Nutcracker closer to death. Despite the innovation and interesting roles his ballet career has brought him, Balanchine's ballet remains an unchangable sticking point in the year. The arrival of a new dancer to the ABT company -- Henry Fox, formerly of the Royal Ballet -- changes the mood in the studio, and Alex becomes convinced this year could be something more. Will Henry's partnership in the studio harken the start of something new outside of it, or will everything stay on stage?

    A winter-themed ballet dancer AU, chock full of banter, dancing, cozy dates, and fresh starts.

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    18 Nov 2024

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    “What’s your name?” he asks Henry and then comes to stand in front of him, stopping Henry in his tracks.

    “If I tell you, will you leave me alone to do my job?”

    Alex purses his lips, looks up, and crosses his arms over his chest. Then he shakes his head. “No, but,” and he emphasises the ‘T’, “at the very least I can bee polite about it.”

    Henry visibly cringes. “Oh, for the love of everything holy, don’t start with the bee puns. I can guarantee I’ve heard every single one in the history of ever and they are all awful.”

    Alex hums. “That’s beecause you haven’t heard mine.”

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    or, Henry is a beekeeper watching his nieces for the summer and Alex has a swarm on his truck that needs to be removed. And that's just the BEEginning of this story with too many bee puns to count.

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    11 Nov 2024