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The Most Hilarious Kidnapping (Or More Like A Fun Break From Mafia Life) by ackerman_iamsv
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
07 Jun 2019
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Victor gets kidnapped by two weird and professional MCR fans hired by the yakuza. Who knew he'd get the funniest captors in existence, alongside a well-deserved break from mafia life.
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She couldn't stop staring at him.
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Half in the shadows, half burned in flames by gnaw_arteries
Fandoms: 墨雨云间 | The Double (TV 2024)
08 Sep 2025
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Fangfei knows her husband is cheating on her.
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“Vomiting in the emperor’s favorite garden,” an amused voice comes from behind her, “I’m sure that’s some sort of crime.”
Fangfei whirls around. It’s almost dark, but the light of a nearby lamp illuminates the man’s face clearly: it’s the Duke of Su.
She sees his gaze rove over her, and pause at the hand on her belly.
She drops her hand as if burnt, and his eyes flit up to meet hers again, recognition clear in them and she stammers, “The— the food didn’t agree with me, and I couldn’t find the toilet.”
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09 Jun 2025
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"How - how dare you?" She stammers, pushing him away with both hands. Riddle backs away as though she is brandishing a hot poker, a horrible little smile on his face. Her thighs burn white hot from where his hands have been trailing up. Hermione yanks her dress down and continues, finding her voice through the fog of insanity that has clouded her judgement. "How dare you just show up to my house and threaten me, then kiss me!"
"In my defence," Riddle says mildly, with a strange expression. "I only planned on the first."
"That is a dreadful defence!"
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Or, Tom and Hermione start their sixth year of Hogwarts entirely off on the wrong foot.
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14 Apr 2025
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“That hurt,” The feel of his voice against her ear sent an unexpected shiver down her spine. Hot lace that trickled up her nerves, more inviting than her heart had ever hoped for. Tom laced his fingers through the hair at the base of her neck, then pulled until her neck arched up towards him. “It’s not nice to shoot the man who just saved your life, Hermione.”
“It’s not nice to kill people, Tom.” She snarled in return.
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14 Apr 2025
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She hated the way he never asked for his coffee, instead outstretching a wide palm as he passed her desk in the morning as if getting it for him was her first priority of the day.
She hated the way his overpriced shoes would click obnoxiously against the floors whenever he passed.
She absolutely loathed the way the others in the firm would hang onto his every word, vying for his attention as if he were some sort of celebrity, as if they would better themselves by merely being seen to associate with him.
But what she hated the very most about Tom Riddle, was that he was an unbelievable fuck.
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In response to the prompt ‘friends with benefits’.
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09 Jan 2024
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Lucas hasn’t ever worked with Demaury before, but he has heard of him, of course. He saw Demaury first in a small role in a modernized staging of Medea. As a professional in the theatre world, he appreciates Demaury’s talent. Eliott Demaury brings emotions to life effortlessly, and has a real connection to the audience. On a less professional note, as a… well, hot-blooded gay man, Lucas appreciates Eliott’s attractive features, slender waist, strong arms, crooked smirk and striking eyes probably even more than his talent.
When Daphné calls for “Eliott Demaury”, Lucas sits up a bit straighter. He is prepared to be blinded by the trademark megawatt smile of his crush. Lucas expects a confident, self-assured man, ready to claim his stake. Instead, in walks a boyish figure, almost hunched, in jeans and sneakers, with messy hair and what looks like paint stains on his hands.
It is hopelessly cute, to be honest.
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Or, stage manager Lucas, competent, caffeine-addicted, and continually looking sexy in his stage black, starts working with actor Eliott, talented, timid, and trying to get Lucas out of his stage black.
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- Part 1 of All the World's a Stage
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18 Jan 2023