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little baby anglerkashi by agentfancypants, rabbit_with_a_sword
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Sakumo is in Kiri, cleaning up, when he meets a dying woman with a too-wide mouth of teeth.
"You like kids, right? You don't eat 'em?"
or, Sakumo finds a baby and decides he's his now. He's even already built for cannibalism!
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- Part 2 of kakashi bits
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Kakashi's Uncle Sukea is kind of weird, but he's better than nobody. He supposes. He reads porn, he's late all the time, and he's made it his mission to be annoying and uncannily observant.
But Uncle Sukea is there. So that's something.
(Scenes in Kakashi's life with his Uncle Sukea, from various points of view.)
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- Part 4 of kakashi bits
- Part 2 of Uncle Sukea
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“So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.
This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.
(It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)
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- Part 5 of kakashi bits
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Uncle Sukea is late to pick Kakashi up from the academy again.
That's not very strange, just annoying. But Kakashi can tell something is wrong, today.
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- Part 3 of kakashi bits
- Part 1 of Uncle Sukea
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want me by agentfancypants
Fandoms: 망나니 소교주로 환생했다 - 대은호 | Reincarnated as an Unruly Heir - eunho (Webnovel)
08 Apr 2024
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Ma Chunso is the leader of the Ming Cult. He can have anything he wants.
Hwi wishes he'd let himself be wanted.
(Quick scene because these two Would Not Leave my head)
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Gifted Ardent needs to escape the Course after defeating the most recent Devil. Ira Kupfer needs someone with a political bone in their body to look after his non-engineering interests.
Neither of them will ever recover from spending their Dream, but they can make a life where they can be okay. And if they get really, really lucky, make a world where the Course isn't the only place worth being on Arcadia.
Bookmarked by agentfancypants
20 Mar 2026
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shovel party by heart_to_pen_to_paper
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2024
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“My name is Yue Qi,” he informs the man. Not that the name really means anything, when it comes down to it. Not that Yue Qi is worth one thing, when he can’t even—
“It is not,” the man spits, sounding almost affronted. Then he makes a strange sound. Is he trying to laugh, too? “Or, well.” There’s a pause, or maybe Yue Qi’s awareness just lapses again. “Where do you think you are right now, Yue Qi?”
The question makes Yue Qi feel cold, even colder than he already is. He shivers. “How can you not know the Ling Xi caves, if you’re here with me?” he demands. A new thought hits him like a thunderclap right between the eyes. “Are you here to get me out?”
Yue Qingyuan is left injured and poisoned in a cave after a fight. His mind drifts.
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13 Jun 2025
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airplane view of the self by Nonymos for galwednesday, wheelsauce, was_adamant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2025
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Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky gets a do-over.
Aha, that first go was pretty traumatic, but surely everything will be much easier this time! Surely the System won't mess it up for him! Right? Right?
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- Part 1 of AVOTS & Extras
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- English
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by agentfancypants
18 May 2025
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who is airplane when he's not Shang Qinghua?
the one with lqg & sj having exact opposite qi, mbj in the manor house on the mountain, tlj is the big bad (mostly), wandering souls
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Ironically enough, Kakashi didn't start having treasonous thoughts until after he'd already committed treason.
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Or, during a mission gone wrong, Kakashi discovers Obito's alive. He never comes back from that mission.
Five years later, Team Seven stumbles across a pair of Akatsuki members--both of whom are working under false identities, both of whom were declared dead years ago.
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16 Apr 2023
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the one where Tobi is in a village to deal with slavers and kakashi is sukea and was hired to kill all of them and they flirt a lot except then they fight . Read up to ch 7.
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Masochism by Prim_the_Amazing for Kolleh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2024
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“I’ll do it.”
Shen Qingqiu stares at him blankly for a long moment.
“You’ll… do what?”
Yue Qingyuan feels the same way. What did he just suggest? But despite himself, he continues.
“If you-- if you feel the need to visit a brothel, then-- just come find me instead. I won’t expect anything from you, including gratitude, and I won’t tell anyone about it either. That way it’ll be… it won’t cause you any trouble.”
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Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu start an arrangement.