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What if.... ? (aka Joffrey goes to the Wall) by agentknitter
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
16 Nov 2015
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based on a discussion at reddit.com/r/asoiaf
What if Robert Baratheon had been informed about Cersei's twincest? What would the outcome be?
I suggested that the twins would lose their heads for treason, Tywin would be forced into losing all power and prestige, and having to make Tyrion his heir, while the boys Joffrey and Tommen would be sent to the Wall.
This then led us off on the bunny trail of the hilarity possible with Prince Joffrey I Am Too Good For Everyone mixing it with the Crows of the Night's Watch.
We give him two weeks before he annoys someone so much that they push him off the Wall....
NB: I've never written fanfic in my life, and have no intention of trying to outdo GRRM or be all that serious. Fuck it. Life's too short.
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What I Knew Then And What I Know Now by TheWingedSwine
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 May 2026
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(Sequel series to “The Things We Think We Know”)
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- Part 2 of How Could This be Hell?
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07 May 2026
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rarely short on caring by shellybelle for andibeth82
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), Daredevil (TV)
04 Dec 2015
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Five superheroes Claire saves, and one that doesn't need saving.
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05 Dec 2015
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The killing of Mad King Aerys Targaryen by person or persons unknown worked out well for virtually everyone, including Jaime Lannister. Disgraced for failing his king (if only they knew) and tasked with protecting no-longer-a-Princess Rhaenys Targaryen until she can be wed to Robert’s eldest legitimate son (whenever Robert gets around to producing one), Jaime must go north with the Starks (a prickly, judgmental lot) to look after her. Cold, bored, and guarding a five-year-old, Jaime might yet learn to be a truly honourable knight – but even far from King's Landing and Cersei, his dangerous secrets might catch up with him. Worse, his aren't the only dangerous secrets in the North…
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07 Nov 2015
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His True Queen by LionsAndTigers
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Mar 2016
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Sansa Stark has given birth to a bastard boy. Davos Seaworth is worried about what King Stannis Baratheon might do.
*Now Complete*.
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04 Nov 2015
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By My Hand by spittingfeathers for ShipMaester, eternalsummer, Tommyginger
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 Oct 2021
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Sansa has no intention of letting Ramsay Bolton last long enough to make it to the marriage bed. They think she's weak and shy and obedient but she's a wolf, and they've forgotten. It's time they remember.
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29 Oct 2015