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She smells like hibiscus. She is kissed by the death.
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28 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending? -
A Perfect [Fucking] Gift by WritInTheory for Astrangefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2025
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Cormac McLaggen gives Hermione Granger to a Death Eater for payment on a debt.
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Five stages of abandonment by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy wakes up after a night in heaven just to find that the angel who descended upon his bed, has left.
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She sat at her desk, pulling out a fresh parchment and quill.
Dear Malfoy,
Thank you for your services
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Godric. Services? Really? That was just awful. Barbaric even. What was she, some patron of a man of the night?
She groaned audibly, her hands sliding down her face in self reproach before pulling out a fresh piece of parchment, vanishing the embarrassment off her desk. It was completely unsalvageable in her opinion, best to pretend she wasn’t so witless.
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Hermione decides its best to end her situationship with Malfoy while she can still salvage her feelings. Except she has no idea a pissed off Auror did not take kindly to her idea and is on his way with retribution in mind.
