5 Works by alcatraz
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Harry looked down at himself. He could see that he was wearing sturdy robes in a deep red, half unbuttoned over a t-shirt he didn’t recognise. “HOLYHEAD HARPIES DO IT BETTER”, the shirt told him.
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The V in Kent V Parson totally stands for 'Victory', but right now it also stands for 'Very possibly got hammered last night and propositioned both his ex and his ex’s new boyfriend for a threesome'.
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“I can’t believe you have a crush on a white boy who unironically wears cut-off sweatpants,” she says gleefully. “This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.”
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It's been a month since Kieren went crazy in a graveyard and nearly killed everyone.
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“Jack?” Shitty hears Bittle say, “What are you doing up here? Everyone’s wondering where you went.”
“Shhh, this is my favourite part, ” Jack says solemnly, as Keith Urban informs them both that they can take the cap but they’ll have to leave his sweater.
Shitty listens closer, but the only response from Bittle is confused silence. A steel guitar wails quietly in the background.