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Harry looked down at himself. He could see that he was wearing sturdy robes in a deep red, half unbuttoned over a t-shirt he didn’t recognise. “HOLYHEAD HARPIES DO IT BETTER”, the shirt told him.
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The V in Kent V Parson totally stands for 'Victory', but right now it also stands for 'Very possibly got hammered last night and propositioned both his ex and his ex’s new boyfriend for a threesome'.
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“I can’t believe you have a crush on a white boy who unironically wears cut-off sweatpants,” she says gleefully. “This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.”
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It's been a month since Kieren went crazy in a graveyard and nearly killed everyone.
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“Jack?” Shitty hears Bittle say, “What are you doing up here? Everyone’s wondering where you went.”
“Shhh, this is my favourite part, ” Jack says solemnly, as Keith Urban informs them both that they can take the cap but they’ll have to leave his sweater.
Shitty listens closer, but the only response from Bittle is confused silence. A steel guitar wails quietly in the background.
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Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.
So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.
Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya- Language:
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27 Jan 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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14 Jan 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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13 Jan 2026
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There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival.
—Thornton WilderSeries
- Part 20 of Game of Thrones works
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20 Dec 2024
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Astolat Sampler by astolat
Fandom Casino Royale (2006), Fandom RPF, Fast and the Furious Series, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), Merlin (TV), Person of Interest (TV), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, Smallville, Superman (Comics), Supernatural, Teen Titans, The Avengers (2012), The Sentinel, Thor (2011), Transformers Generation One, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
08 Jun 2022
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This series is in no particular order; it's a handful of my own favorite stories/vids that I've made, across all my fandoms -- roughly a top ten, but a few more sneak in now and again. Subject to editing as my evaluation changes over time!
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