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    If you had told Rhys that his future job would be a florist, he would have laughed at you. Or cried, he couldn’t decide some days. Yet there he was, day in and day out, running that little shop on the corner in the middle of the upper class area of Helios. It was boring and monotonous until one day, in a blur of leather and piercings, Rhys was confronted with a question:
    “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flowers?”

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    09 Sep 2016

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Hyperion always gets their property back, no matter what or who it is.

    Alternate events where the team gets apprehended by Hyperion at the Atlas Facility after assembling Gortys (with allusions to the 'Trust Fiona' outcome).

    EDIT: Now a two-part disasterpiece!

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    16 Jul 2016

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    There was a loud, barking laugh, somewhere out of his line of vision. “Wow, they fucked your head up even more thoroughly than I thought!” A quiet snort of amusement, a few moments of hummed consideration, and then there was the sound of fingers snapping right by his ear. “Reece! That’s it. Or Reesy. Reezie? Something. Doesn’t really matter, I don’t actually care.”

    (In which Vasquez is semi-competent in his attempts to capture Vaughn and Rhys, and Rhys is retrieved to Hyperion for... less than pleasant purposes.)

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    16 Jul 2016

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    Getting Jack's AI into a new body was the easy part. All it took was some scientists, some DNA that had been stored from Handsome Jack's days amongst the living, and the lanky young man with Jack's AI stuck up in his head.

    What the scientists didn't plan on was Jack's DNA being tainted with Eridian influences after opening the Vault on the moon. An infection that had laid dormant during his lifetime, now rears its ugly head when put into his new body. Before Jack knows it he's sprouting a tail, horns...and tentacles?

    Rhys never exactly planned on having a half Eridian monster for a lover.

    Cue the shenanigans.

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    05 Jul 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Rhys and Vaughn ran off to Ferelden for some hope that they might be welcomed in open arms from the King of Ferelden. Instead are met with Templars, rebel mages, unhelpful mabari, and two Riviani girls who were somehow connected to the Qun. Although they arrive to Denerim and to the King (somewhat safely) but get a little ring check when Tevinter and the Arishok arrive in Denirem as well.

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    29 Jun 2016

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    Nerd angel's fic