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    In which there’s a mass grave under Frank and Ray’s apartment complex, Frank doesn’t believe in ghosts, & Frank’s ex-boyfriend is, conveniently, a paranormal consultant.

    For Milo.

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    01 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    Yes, Gerard does have fake fangs in. And damn, Frank thought he bought good fangs, but Gerard is totally giving him a run for his money. He can’t even tell where Gerard’s are glued on.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Gerard has always vaguely liked the idea of being a vampire, in much the same way he's always vaguely liked the idea of time travel, or of being a pirate - but it's only when he wakes up dead that he realises that not all his fans (or friends) are actually human. This is rather a shock to the system, but Gerard does his best to deal with the fact that he's now an undead American, and he's lucky enough to get a little help from an unexpected corner. Just as he thinks he's starting to get the hang of being a vampire, however, everything suddenly goes to hell in a handbasket, and before he knows it there are angry vampires slayers chasing him around LA, and an urgent appointment with the Fairy Queen looming before him...

    A story about love, family, metamorphosis, art, trust and geekery.

    PLEASE NOTE: I haven't ticked Rape or NonCon in the warnings section because I think that would be highly misleading - the story really isn't pornalicious, and nobody is sexually assaulted. Nevertheless, the first scene (in which Gerard is forcibly turned into a vampire) may be triggery for some readers on that basis, and the question of consent in regard to vampirism is addressed.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    “Gerard and Mikey are sort of vampires,” Ray offers, with a shrug that’s way too casual for this whole thing.

    “Okay,” Frank says, putting his head back between his knees, “I think I am gonna puke.”

    Your typical boy-meets-vampire story, if there ever was one. Featuring sketchy new coworkers, haunted house actors that definitely don’t have anemia, a ride-or-die best friend who gets caught in the middle of it all, and the impending full moon (which doesn’t just affect werewolves, apparently).

    It’s safe to say that the weeks leading up to Frank’s 25th birthday are some of the weirdest — and best — of his life.

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    30 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Gerard is in grade 10. His bigoted dad freaks out when he hears gay rumors about his son. He is promptly sent to a Jesus Camp to reform the Gays. Ah yes, a camp full of young homosexuals to be imminently purified. A camp full of young homosexuals...
    full of....
    ...hmm...
    maybe they didn't think this through.

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    30 Mar 2026