allhailtheboi



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 90

    Tags
    Summary

    “We’re not going back to Rattay.”

    Henry blinked. “What?”

    Hans turned to face him, slowing Cabullus with a gentle tug of the reins. His posture was straighter than usual, jaw tight but steady, and his eyes were clearer than Henry had seen in weeks.

    “I said, we’re not going back,” Hans repeated. “I’ve made up my mind.”

    ---

    Hans and Henry run away.

    Set post-KCD2 and contains major spoilers for the game.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,089
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    220
    Kudos:
    563
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    13,668

    04 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

    Tags
    Summary

    In the wake of a crashed mindflayer ship, Astarion picks himself up in the wilderness outside Baldur's Gate, unhurt and, for the first time in two centuries, free. There is a party of tadpoled adventurers, a sympathetic monster hunter, and uncontrollable flashbacks of his old life standing in his way. There is an opportunity, at last, for a new life.

    Or: An Act 1 retelling in which Shadowheart's Turn Undead worked on Astarion.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    541

    15 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

    Tags
    Summary

    Astarion, trapped in Baldur's Gate by the commandments of his sire, finds a devil in his safe house. There are countless ways of dealing with this, including even bodily dragging the devil out and letting the Flaming Fist finish him off, as the devil is badly injured.

    Instead, Astarion finds himself taking care of said devil feral cat style.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,992
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    716

    15 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 55

    Tags
    Summary

    “I wish I could trust you to not break your promises, Astarion,” the devil said. “You know I don’t want to see you hurt.”

    The cold fear in his blood dropped in temperature another hundred degrees to something that could have frozen magma. The devil knew his name.

    The devil thought they had a bargain.

    Astarion didn’t remember.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,372
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2,896

    14 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ah, there was the self-sacrificing attitude he was so used to from Gale. But it didn’t seem to fit him right. There was no mention of the orb, no appeal to his goddess, nothing of the sort. It was like he was a puppet of himself, saying lines that had been whispered in his ear.
    No, he realized with dawning fury, not a puppet. A double. A doppelganger.
    Astarion was moving before Tav could respond. In a second, he was across the room, pinning Gale to the wall with a knife to his throat.
    “What,” he said, lips curling into a snarl. “Have you done with him?”

    Or, Astarion doesn't realize he has feelings for Gale until the wizard is taken by Orin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,811
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    1,318
    Bookmarks:
    192
    Hits:
    9,258

    25 Jan 2026