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What's more terrifying than a psychotic, power hungry, and really, really attractive sociopath? When the person who's suppose to be his voice of reason isn't much better. Handsome Jack is waging war on Pandora and he's bringing his shady new friend (and drug dealer), Hyperion scientist Rei, along for the ride, whether she likes it or not. Jack is certainly enjoying himself in all kinds of fun ways, though.
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The golden age of Handsome Jack's reign, during which he runs around the galaxy acting like a deranged, horny, bloodthirsty heathen. Just how we like him.
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A drabble in which Jack meets Claptrap for the first time. What the hell do you think happens.
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Looking back, he probably should have pinpointed this as the moment the real Jack showed himself. Not simply quarantining the scientists, or even trying to determine what was really going on first. He just hit the airlock release, and they were gone.
"Why don’t you hop on my lap real quick?" Jack asks, casually, like he’s just commenting on the weather.
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Sometimes the Hyperion CEO Handsome Jack and the Atlas CEO Rhys aren’t trying to kill each other. Sometimes they meet up to satisfy a mutual addiction they share.
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27 Feb 2021
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Rhys is tired of the hologram in his head that constantly tells him sexual fantasy's over and over. He is tried of Handsome Jack trying to dominate him. He is tried of this older man trying to force him to be something he is not.
So, he decides to show Jack who he truly is. Which only reveals who Jack truly is.
Daddy Kink Jack
Hologram Jack (40's)
Rhys Tales from the Borderlands (20's)This is a porn without plot Daddy Rhys oneshot for Sinbirdy 🤍
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01 Feb 2021
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Rule of Three by AshesTheTerrible
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
04 Aug 2015
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"Rule of Three" or "omne trium perfectum"-Definition: "Everything that comes in threes is perfect, or, every set of three is complete."
Rhys finds himself faced with the offer of a lifetime...become Jack's personal arm candy...or to put it in Jack's terms, his personal 'pet'. Fine dinners, fine clothing, being put up in Jack's fancy condo, having Jack swoon over him like he's made of gold...what's not to love about that right?
Only catch?
Rhys isn't Jack's only pretty little sugar baby. Turns out Jack is more of a...triad relationship kind of guy.
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19 Jan 2021