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Max has always been aware of the fact that Charles Leclerc lives in his apartment building; however, that has never been a problem until, one day, there’s a knock on his door and when he opens it, Charles is standing there with a sheepish look on his face and a towel tucked under his arm.
“Issue. With the pipes,” Charles starts, looking as awkward about this as Max himself feels. “Can I borrow your shower, maybe? You’re the only person I know who lives close by, and I don’t want to go to the other side of the city to my brother’s.”
There’s a hopeful look on his face. The words finally seem to register with Max. “Um, yeah. Sure.”
Charles grins as he walks past to enter Max’s apartment. “Thanks mate, you’re a lifesaver.”
or, in which charles barges in on max's life and stays there
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“What do you think?” Charles asks, leaning back into the seat as he turns the laptop so Max can see the options.
“I think—” Max starts, “—that this can wait until after FP1.”
Charles’s lips curl downwards, and Max wants to kiss the look off his face. “There’s still like an hour until it starts. There’s no one even looking for me yet.”
That's a lie and they both know it—Charles’s phone had been going off like crazy until Charles pressed do not disturb and continued with his rant on why Kirgizstan is not an acceptable summer vacation destination, what the actual fuck Max.
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Formula 1 @F1 · Dec 20
BREAKING: Charles Leclerc to join Red Bull for 2023 on multi-year contract! #F1 @redbullracing -
if you are the ocean then i would like to drown by altissimozucca
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23 May 2022
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At first, he doesn’t think he needs to turn and see what’s going on, but Andrea calls his name and nods in the direction behind him. With a sigh, Charles takes a sip of his macchiato and turns around.
He chokes on the coffee.
He chokes on the coffee because the subject of everyone’s attention is none other than Max, which is weird enough on its own.
But it’s not just Max.
It’s Max wearing a skirt.
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Jaskier doesn’t actually know how much time has passed since the black-cloaked Nilfgaardians grab him after a performance in a shitty tavern in the backcountry of northern Kaedwen. He’d assumed--foolishly, apparently--that he was far enough north that any Nilfgaardian soldiers would be few and far between, likely just scouts or even deserters. It would have been hard to actually get any further north--the little backwater town where he’d been singing was just a day from the mountains. Anymore travel, and he’d find himself skirting the Trail up to Kaer Morhen, the Warlord’s Keep, and, well. He’s brazen, but not that brazen.
(or: a wandering bard bites off more than he can chew with the political ballads, accidentally makes friends with a princess in exile, and finds the Warlord of the North in his debt.)
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23 Oct 2025
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"This is a very simple experiment, bard." Cold blue eyes met Jaskier's. "The Witcher over there? He's dying. There's only one thing that can save him at this point."
Jaskier glanced towards Geralt apprehensively; his head lolled back. If he was conscious, he gave no sign of it.
"I want you to bond him."
Jaskier jerked, staring at the man in horror. "No."
Soul-bonding was intimate, a moment reserved in private between two people who had decided to share every joy and every sorrow. They would feel each other's pain, know if the other was on the brink of death. It was a bond that could only be forged with good intention, with the purest motive. There was no way to undo it. Bonding Geralt would mean surrendering half his soul to the Witcher, to experiencing every pain, and every woe. But worse than that. Witchers didn't have souls. Jaskier would be throwing away the greatest connection he could ever experience, for a man who would never be able to return it. Jaskier was romantic enough to admit that he wanted a romance of the ages, and a bond of certainty.
Not this.
"Let me make this easier for you: bond him, or I'll kill you."
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- Part 1 of Ruin Me, Love Me
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21 Oct 2025
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Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with nothing but a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine and the lute on his back.
As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also for encountering Witchers.
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Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, stabs some people and falls in love along the way.- Language:
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20 Oct 2025
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Cats Among Wolves by inexplicifics
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jan 2024
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A/B/O AU. The remaining Wolves save and collect traumatized Cat omegas.
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18 Oct 2025
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Catch a Wolf by the Tail by inexplicifics
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24 Nov 2023
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Lambert, a warrior in the service of little Princess Cirilla, is captured by a notorious pirate. He expects to be tortured to force him to betray the princess's location. He's not expecting the pirate to offer him a deal that might just let him stay unhurt and keep his oath...
And the pirate is not expecting Lambert's talent at improvising plans even in the strangest of circumstances.
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