altitudeAridity
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Dave decides he wants to go and hang out with Karkat, his bro, and have some deep conversation time. Though, it isn’t his fault that Karkat gets too carried away.
MY FIRST (POSTED) FANFIC BTW. AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO SUMMARIZE TS MORE THAN THAT BC WTF DO PEOPLE EVEN WRITE. FYI THIS IS KIND OF SHORT.
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Testosterone as a contraceptive and other Dave disasters by corporealGlitch for kittiecubz
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"It'd be so sad, man. So fucking sad. All the Daves and Karkats of the world weeping in misery by the tragic destiny of the Dave and Karkat that didn't get to fuck because they were too diligent about the logistics of inter species horizontal tango. Boo fucking hoo. Every time a davekat™ don't get to do the special embrace, a star dies I'm pretty sure. Did you know by the time we see those lil’ dudes in the sky, most have already died? and don't get me started on 'we are made of stardust' cause I couldn't give a rat's ass and either way we were made with ectobiologics so not even the fact I have a bellybutton makes sense. Anyways, yeah the short ver is that we should skip the bucket. It is me. I'll be your pail tonight."
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16 Jun 2026
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DO YOU SEE ALL THE THINGS THAT I KEPT ONLY JUST FOR YOU? by seiragakies
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 May 2026
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KARKAT: OH MY GOD.
KARKAT: ARE...
KARKAT: ARE YOU JEALOUS????
DAVE: fuck no im not jealous
DAVE: jealousy is so overrated there is no way in hell a cool guy like me would ever be jealous
DAVE: like not even ironically that would be so lameDave and Karkat have another heart-to-heart in the laundry room, which leads to other, less decent activities in said room. They should probably stop doing that and go to their perfectly serviceable respiteblock, but, well—there’s dirty laundry for them to take care of, first.
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25 May 2026
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Dr. Beanies, after being murdered by Steven, was condemned to be in "Eternity"—or better known as "The Box"—for all eternity, and obviously, Steven would be there to annoy him even more!
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25 May 2026
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Dr. Beanies has his usual shitty night at home, ending with him going to sleep and having a nightmare of losing Stacy. This time, though, a little time-fcuked shithead from the Void has decided to join him.
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22 May 2026
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Your face starts to heat up, but you put a stop to that shit real fucking quick. By no means is Dave Strider going to get nervous today. Him? Pffft, there’s no possible way. Being a sex god is basically a part of the Strider DNA makeup. This is all gonna come to you naturally on the first try. Obviously! That’s why you uh… totally are uh…
Fuck.
(Or, Karkat and Dave have sex for the first time)
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28 Apr 2026