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    Shane’s heart drops into his stomach. “Ilya,” he breathes. His vision goes blurry, throat tight. He tries to swallow it down and focus, shove his swirling thoughts into a neat little box, but it’s impossible. He feels—he might throw up, actually. “Are you seriously telling me you tried to fucking kill yourself?”

    “Yes,” Ilya agrees blandly, “It did not work.”

    Ilya calls Shane from the hospital. Shane handles it very normally.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    “I know I’m inexperienced!” he says, incensed. “I’m trying to get experience - with you. And if you don’t want that Benson it’s fine, really, but I wish that you would just drop it. Instead of like, torturing me with it, okay?”
    Three weeks ago, Randy had a collar strapped so tightly around his neck he couldn’t breathe without Benson’s permission. Permitted some slack, all he can seem to do is chase his own tail.
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    Randy spends much of his time as a hostage wishing his kidnapper would take his virginity.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    It was supposed to be a joke, okay? It was supposed to be funny, and they were all supposed to get a laugh out of it. Despite all of his protests, Hayden had thought he could get Shane to see the humor in it once he gave in. Except the longer Shane decidedly didn’t find it funny, the less entertaining it became for Hayden as well.

    Hayden hadn’t ever actually done a deep-dive into the whole Hollanov internet obsession. He wasn’t prepared to have the cornerstone of his worldview be destroyed by a youtube compilation video.

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    The Montreal team watch a Hollanov compilation on youtube, for fun, and realize some things.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    As Hayden stood up, Rozanov did too. “I will help him,” he said. “You relax, enjoy not going outside in the dark.”

    Jackie sat back down with a smile. “Thank you, Ilya.”

    As Hayden and Rozanov went outside, he couldn't help himself. “What, are you afraid of the dark?”

    Rozanov made a sound similar to a scoff, leading Hayden to the car. “Try harder next time, Pike.” He dismissed the jab, but he didn't come up with one of his usual quick comebacks so Hayden counted it as a win for himself.

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    a year following the long game, the pike family heads to shane and ilya's cottage in ottawa to spend a week with them. hayden is forced into totally mundane situations with the man he can't stand, rozanov. during his time at the cottage, he begins to understand his best friend's husband

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    08 Jan 2026