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“But I would just love to experience a blow job. I bet they feel great.”
Keith hummed.
“Well, do they?” Acxa had asked.
He had scraped his plate, picking at the last bits of rice. He stuffed his mouth, but the food went down his throat too quickly. Suddenly he felt nervous. Keith had never found a problem with his lack of sexual experience, but to admit it to someone? To admit he had been wasting his privilege as a penis owner to someone who would clearly be using it better than him? No way.
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Lance and Keith are best friends and there is nothing that could change that. Nothing but the mention of a blowjob. Keith's never had a blowjob; Lance has never given one. When Keith mentions his lack of sexual experience Lance takes it upon himself to show him what he's missing out. When Keith finds out Lance is bisexual and has never been with a man, he offers himself to let Lance practice on him. Somehow, Keith thinks it'll work out.
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- Part 1 of Seasons
Bookmarked by angelissilly
02 Jul 2025
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"So, you’re not interested in anyone currently, right?” Lance barrels on, because fuck Keith, apparently. “That’s okay! Because we’re gonna find a male species from one of these planets for you! But first, we have to figure out your type, and then we’ll go from there.”
“We’re not doing that,” Keith mutters.
“Oh, we definitely are,” Lance replies, absolutely thrilled and, apparently, suicidal. “It’s happening! It’s happening. Don’t fight it, Keith,” he says, as though Keith isn’t going to fight this kicking and screaming all the way. “I’m gonna be the best wingman you never wanted."
Lance takes it upon himself to be Keith’s personal wingman the moment he finds out he’s into guys.
The rose? They have the entire universe to find Keith a boyfriend, and so, not all hope is lost.
The thorn? Keith’s only interested in one guy and it’s the idiot dragging him into this matchmaking hell.
Bookmarked by angelissilly
01 Jul 2025

