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Sandrone had exactly seventeen things she should have been doing in her workshop tonight. Instead, she chose to attend a cultural event.
The direct consequence of that decision involves being trapped in a private theater box with a flushed Regrator, a smug Doctor, an incredibly ruined pair of silk underwear, and a funding proposal that is being treated as foreplay.
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19 Jun 2026
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“It is…” Has he not spoken this man’s name in so long? It feels strange on his tongue. Foreign, yet familiar. “Childe. He contacted me early this morning. He sent me a… I believe it is what you would call a dick pic.”
Ganyu chokes on her tea. "Excuse me?”
“I should call him back.”
“No-! You were so heartbroken before. Mr. Zhongli, I do not wish to see you down the same path.”
Zhongli compromises. He sends a text.
Zhongli:
I do not think this was your best effort.
⭐⭐...
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05 Jun 2022
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Childe is too late when he swings open the door to his suite.
“Zhongli, I can-”
He chokes. Faces both his shame and Zhongli, as they are both left staring at the absurd (and unfortunately… used) dildo Childe had left suctioned to the table in the living room. Not just any dildo, which he could attempt to explain away. Afterall, he’s young with a high sex drive, even Zhongli must understand that.
But no, it had to be that fucking ridiculous gag gift of a Rex Lapis replica dragon dick. Curse his subordinates. Their gift had perhaps been too on the nose. He swore, the moment it showed up on his desk with a little bow tied to it, that he would never use it.
Never. What is he? Desperate? Some fucking degenerate?
(Or, all of the above because a taste of a twelve inch dick and a month long dry spell ruined that quick.)
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OR, Zhongli shows Childe what real dragon dicks can do.Series
- Part 2 of size queen childe
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05 Jun 2022
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Childe’s obsession with Zhongli reaches a breaking point for them both.
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- Part 6 of Horror fics
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05 Jun 2022
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“Mr. Zhongli. You’ve heard of him?”
That funeral consultant in town. He’s had a few dealings with the Fatui. An odd job or two. The parlor director had chastised them for bringing in too much business. It must be how he and Tartaglia met. He's an eccentric man. Particular and precise. Seems a bit stuffy for Tartaglia’s type.
The Fatui soldier scoffs. “How could I not with him moaning out his name all the time. Never says anything about it, though. Do you think he even realizes-?”
They both laugh. For one with such talent and power, their Harbinger can be willfully blind.
“That he has it bad?”
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Or, Childe brings a little too much conspicuous pining for a certain Liyue funeral consultant into his regularly scheduled Fatui fuckfest.Bookmarked by angexiety
04 Jun 2022