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    Despite what Bilbo and the rest of the shire would say, it went mostly unspoken that Bilbo Baggins was a most peculiar hobbit indeed, and for a very good reason.

    Bilbo Baggins was not a hobbit at all.

    More precisely, he was half-hobbit. Though everyone pretended it was a big secret, it was well known that when Belladonna Took returned to the Shire after several years adventuring (and wasn’t that a scandal) and quickly and quietly married Bungo Baggins - the oldest son of the most respectable family in Hobbiton - she gave birth to a son who was half dwarf.

    Bilbo Baggins, son of Belladonna Took and a dwarf, joins the Company as he learns more about his people and his father.

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    The one where I decided there aren't enough Dwobbit Bilbo stories so I decided to write one myself.

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    12 Mar 2024

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    And so came it to pass that Durin the Deathless, First of Dwarrow-kind, the Eldest of the Seven Fathers, King of Khazad-dûm, found himself unrelentingly bound to a small chunk of blue stone pocketed by one Belladonna Took on her journey home from a well accomplished adventure.

    Years, and multiple adventures later, Belladonna Took – by then Belladonna Baggins – settled into Bag End, and gave birth to a child named Bilbo Baggins, to whom this stone was always meant to belong.

    It is with this one small Hobbit that the ghostly Durin is to change the tides of Middle Earth, save his legacy, and rewrite this unwritten history before them.

    Additionally/And/Or: In which Durin the Deathless does not accept the finality of his lineage and submits his complaints to Mahal and Yavanna.

    Becoming glued to a rock and a Hobbit was not part of his request, but he was Too Vague and forgot to Read the Fine Print.

    Also, Hobbits are far too endearing even to Ancient Mostly Dead Monarchs.

    Finally, and most importantly, to any Dwarf asking, it isn't technically breaking any rules if the ghost beside you works as a translator for super secret Dwarvish languages.

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    Unaware of the future, the lone Uchiha reached out and accepted the rice ball from the Jinchūriki of the Nine Tailed Fox.

    A single act of kindness that would forever change the Shinobi World.

    OR: This is the story of what could have been if the roles had been reversed. Can Sasuke save his only friend from his loneliness, or will he lose Naruto to the darkness?

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    12 Mar 2024

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    Naruto was known throughout his village for a couple things. Besides the hatred and disgust that seemed to follow him everywhere, Naruto was known for his pranks and his volume. This resulted in him getting yelled at. A lot. It wasn’t as if they helped him either, whenever he asked someone to repeat themselves they just got angry and yelled at him. Then the same Adults who would yell at him for being too loud would look at kids who were older than him and even louder and they only ever shook their heads fondly saying something like “Kids…” in a nostalgic tone.

    It wasn’t entirely his fault he was loud, though. It was just that everyone else was so quiet. Besides, how was he supposed to hear himself if he was as quiet as the rest of them? How was he supposed to hear them if they never spoke louder?

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    23 Feb 2024