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  1. In the Hall of the Mountain King by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    11 May 2023

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    Slay him! The Christian man's son has seduced the fairest maid of the Mountain King! Slay him! Slay him!
    May I hack him on the fingers?
    May I tug him by the hair?
    Hu, hey, let me bite him in the haunches!
    Shall he be boiled into soup and broth?
    Shall he roast on a spit or be browned in a stewpan?
    Ice-water to your blood!

    The MC would like the world to stop fucking with him for a second, please. It’s bad enough that he got stuck in this situation - the situation being a weird adult-bodied baby ejected from a weird glowing, magenta egg in a cave - but apparently, his dad (maybe??) lives in a mountain. A cold ass mountain. In a world where magic is a thing.

    Goddamnit, the midnight snack run was not worth it.

    Or in which the MC is incredibly confused and so is everybody else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,246
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    199

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