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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    “What the fuck is this? What are you doing here?” Roy asked after what seemed quite some time with his eyes squinted, like he wasn’t about to go meet Jamie at his house himself.

    Jamie gives a small easy laugh and offers the bouquet he was holding to Roy, who recoils, still not sure this wasn’t a crazy deathtrap.

    “Hey, calm down, old man, this isn’t the war, it’s just some lilies,” Jamie still holds out the flowers and tries to get them closer to Roy who still flinches back “Lilies are cute pretty flowers, they’re no harm, don’t worry.”

    Roy still raised an eyebrow at him and Jamie rolled his eyes and brought the flowers close to his own face and gave them a good whiff.

    “See? Not dead, no need to worry, okay?” Jamie says offering the bouquet back to Roy who reluctantly accepts after a couple of seconds, smelling it tentatively. It was a nice smell. I mean, all flowers kind smelled like funerals in some way or another, but these were nice.

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    Or, Jamie starts giving Roy flowers out of the blue. Roy has no fucking clue what is happening.

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    09 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    So, not only is her good friend famous enough to have a Wikipedia page and get paparazzi’d, but he’s also dating her and the girls’ Jamie Tartt. Every once in a while, while they’re watching their reality TV shows, they just grab onto one of the cast members and don’t let them go for a long while. That’s been their experience with Jamie.

    And now Jamie is standing right in front of her, in her local park where she does her morning walk after her husband leaves for golf.

    Or one by one, over the summer leading up to the new season at Richmond, Roy’s yoga friends meet Jamie.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    “As I was saying,” he continued. “James couldn’t pull me-“

    “Says who?” James snorts. “I could totally pull you, mate. You’re just stubborn. I don’t know how you’ve lived with me so long and you haven’t tried to shag me yet.”

    Everybody in the room lets out a groan in unison, all muttering variations of I hate you and you’re so bloody full of yourself, and Regulus just muttered “get your head out of your arse, Potter,” and snorted, sitting up to take James’ face in his hands, squeezing his cheeks together. “You can’t. I’m too smart.”

    James hums, then he giggles and leans in, rubbing his nose against Regulus’. Regulus grins, cheeks flushing. “I totally could,” he says quietly, voice thick and scratchy.

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    Alternatively: the one where James and Regulus are dating and they don’t even know it.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    “Excuse me, you what?”

    “I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.

    James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?

    “Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”

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    or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again

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    06 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    “I’ll help you,” Jamie insisted, despite the fact that getting beer was surely a job that one man could handle. Roy didn’t point this out, allowing Jamie to grab his hand and lead him out of the living room and to the kitchen.

    There was a moment of silence in the living room, as they all turned the moment over in their minds. Colin desperately wanted to say something, just to see if everyone else had noticed how attached the two of them were, and he couldn’t stop himself from asking.

    “They’re a bit… clingy, yeah?” Colin asked the group, still a bit hesitant to bring it up.

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    Five times people notice how clingy Roy and Jamie are, and one time Roy and Jamie admit it.

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