argento_capitani
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (3)
- Kingsman (Movies) (3)
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How to Make Friends (According to Merlahad) by argento_capitani for hepcatliz
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
11 Jan 2018
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Harry and Merlin have finally decided to settle down into retirement life, but when a new neighbor moves in next door, their Kingsman instincts kick in. Eggsy is amused, to say the least.
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Stiles lands himself in the hospital and in need of surgery. The pack finds a
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Every Little Thing He Does by argento_capitani for yetanothersterekblog
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jul 2017
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Stiles comes back to Beacon Hills for the summer after his first year of college. The problem? He's buff now. And very hot. Derek is shook.
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You Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance by argento_capitani for MandyHopesan
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
31 Dec 2016
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Nine months after the events of V-Day, Merlin formally steps down as Arthur and a replacement is sent from Statesman, Kingsman's American counterpart.
Despite Merlin's confidence in his successor, Eggsy is hesitant about the big change, still haunted by the death of his beloved mentor.
He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
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The Longest "I Love You" Ever by argento_capitani for wibblywobblytimeywimeygirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Dec 2016
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Instead of leaving Beacon Hills with Braeden, Derek decides to stay around and keep to himself. Stiles somehow worms his way in and hatches a grand plan to give Derek the best Christmas ever.
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Prompted myself with: “I just want a neighborhood AU where Stiles is the bro-iest bro to ever bro and Derek pines after him anyway.”
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- Part 9 of Painted Landscapes (tumblr fics)
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01 Feb 2026
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It's not the first time Cas and Gabe have found themselves at Dean's door, battered and bruised from a hunt and looking for a place to crash for a few days. It won't be the last time either, the orchard that houses the 'Logistics and Research Division'—as Sam has taken to calling it—has always been the closest thing they have to a home.
At least, it could be, if Cas could get his head out of his ass long enough to admit that to himself.
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25 Jul 2022
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AU - Sam and Dean Winchester are owners of Winchester Farms, a large Quarter Horse ranch. Sam loans their bunkhouse to a writer so he can get some privacy to finish his latest book.
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19 Jul 2022
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“How the fuck do you know my name?” Dean hisses.
The man doesn’t look scared. He is watching Dean like there is nothing else worth watching, lips a little parted, eyes a little soft. And blue. Real blue, like the ocean on a postcard.
The ice spreading down Dean’s spine makes him shiver.
“I suppose you could say I’m your guardian angel,” the man murmurs. His breath fogs pale between them. All of him is unnaturally warm, like Dean’s touching somebody with the sun sewn up beneath their skin. “I have known you, Dean Winchester, for a very long time.”
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Dean meets an angel who says he's from the future. It all gets a lot more complicated from there.
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18 Jul 2022
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Dean’s the owner of his own pretty successful coffee shop, and he’s absolutely, totally not in love with the hot accountant guy who comes in every day. He’s way out of his league. Isn’t he?
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18 Jul 2022