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    It says something about Jaskier’s life, probably, that he isn’t even all that surprised when he opens the door of his promised room, thinking of nothing more than a mouthful of whiskey from his hip flask followed expeditiously by unconsciousness, to find a silk-draped boudoir and a mostly-naked sorceress waiting for him.

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    15 Jan 2020

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    “Calling me a bloody eunuch the last time wasn’t enough?!” Jaskier rants, trailing after Geralt into the cold night. “You had to— You had to—”

    “I’m sorry,” Geralt sneers. “The next time you sleep with some idiot lord’s wife, I’ll just let him run you through with his sword, shall I?”

    “You could have said anything!” Jaskier shrills at him. “Did you have to tell him that— That I was—”

    “My Nilfgaardian love slave?” Geralt prompts helpfully. 

    “THAT!”

    And Jaskier watches, transfixed, as a slow dirty smile curls up the side of Geralt’s mouth. “What? You don’t think you’d like it?”


    (or, five times geralt and jaskier had to pretend to be in, like, a violently sexual relationship, and one time... well.)

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    11 Jan 2020

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    Jaskier is an affectionate man. It drives Geralt mad, but in more ways than he knows how to put into words.

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    11 Jan 2020

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    Often described as one of the most difficult tests in the world, the Master Sommelier Exam consists of three parts: wine theory, wine service, and a blind tasting of six wines. In the blind tasting, candidates must use deductive tasting to identify an unknown wine by grape, region, and vintage. Dozens take the exam each year. Only a handful pass.

    The sommelier AU no one asked for: Sebastian, Lewis, and Nico are somms training to achieve the highest certification the wine world has to offer.

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    10 Jan 2020

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    Post-Malaysia, Sebastian asks for Christian's help in making things right with Mark.

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    06 Nov 2019