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    “What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly. 

    Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday. 

     At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?

    Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?

    No, that couldn’t be true.

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    Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️

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    31 May 2026

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    "Bet I could still catch you," he tells her and she glowers at him but he can see the little twitch in her pout. She wants to smile. He feels good. "Now, come on. Give me a hug. I haven't seen you in forever."

    As he wraps his arms around her, gathers all her plushness to his chest, his nose is filled with her scent.

    And Colin Bridgerton forgets the performance. Forgets that he has to be careful with her. Forgets that his family are about two feet away.

    Because she smells fucking divine. Not the right word, surely — too exalted for the earthiness, the rich salt that makes his jaw work and his tongue press to the roof of his mouth and his fingers dig into the rolls on her back. Does she always smell like this, he wonders — this dirty, bright and cloying — or did she just forget deodorant? He can't recall — can't recall anything, except the vivid musk of her, fresh and sweet like the cut stalks of flowers, sweat and tang and — fuck — he's hard. Hard and leaking, immediately and so profusely it kind of feels like he's pissed himself. Fuck. Fuck.

     

    OR: Colin comes home from travelling and realises he likes the way Penelope smells

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    16 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 20

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    suffuse - to spread through or over something completely

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    He whispers something against her skin. He doesn’t know what. Her name, maybe.
    Or mine.
    Or I’ve got you.
    He’s not sure it matters.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    The Viscount educates Miss Featherington when she catches him in a certain act and has questions…

    *Completed*

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    02 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 84

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    Clarke is under a lot of pressure as the only presented omega in a group of 100 betas and unpresented alphas. Everyone is looking to her to lead and she is wholly unprepared. Combine that with the grounders that are slowly closing in on them with deadly intent and Clarke is certain that they are in a very bad position.

    Things start to look up when Clarke runs into an alpha grounder who agrees to give her and her people a chance.

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    01 Mar 2026