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    Jazz drunkenly pretends that he's dating Prowl. Only he isn't, and the mech is right behind him.

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    “That what get you off, sweetheart?” Your breath hitches at the sudden change of tone in Sans’ voice. He crowds you against the alley wall and looks up into your eyes. “I don’t think you know what you’re dealing with.”

    “Oh? Don’t I?” You say, braver than you feel.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Lucifer has tracked his movements; he has seen how he fills a room with dramatic flourishes and well-timed laugh tracks. He’s seen him squeeze shoulders and press his face close, coo at others with condescending head-pats and insulting taps to the tips of noses. The face Vaggie had made when Alastor bent over and kissed the back of her hand in a sick travesty of gentlemanly grace almost makes him laugh out loud at the memory. He covers up the sound with a small clearing of his throat. The pure, unadulterated disgust on her features was more than enough to ensure a repeat performance when she least expected it.

    That’s what Alastor did it for. The reaction. The control.

    Putting aside Niffty, there was only one other exception that he has noticed in his time at the hotel.

    Himself.

    Or: 4 times Lucifer touches Alastor and 1 time Alastor touches him back.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Valentino has acquired a living, breathing human in hell. But at the begging of Angel, Alastor makes a deal in exchange for her soul.

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    02 Dec 2025