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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Philza, for the first time in a long while, felt a nagging sense of guilt building at the back of his head, crawling across his skin like a slow but insistent wildfire. His next words were made all the more honest by the enigma before them.

    “We’re going to trade you for the Nether Star that Dream stole from us, mate.”

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    “Dream will never give you anything,” the boy said quietly, his raspy voice the steadiest it was in the short time they had him in their custody. The silent conviction in his lifeless tone left no room for argument, much to Philza and Technoblade’s steadily growing unease. “…especially not in exchange for me.”


    Based on the Tumblr prompt: A villain kidnaps the hero's sidekick, only to realize that the hero has been badly mistreating them.

    Here are all the ways in which the villains are better than the heroes.

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    11 Aug 2023

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    “You’ll never fight again. No more patrols, no more city, no more heroes; doesn’t that sound good?” He murmurs softly and Tommy blinks.

    It sounds like fucking Heaven or some shit he thinks. Impossible to obtain and ridiculous to be offered. The tight feeling in his chest gets worse; vision suddenly blurry. He inhaled but it shudders in his chest and throat.

    This is mean, he thinks, this is cruel.

    But it’s the Angel of Death; and the man has always been nothing if not cruel.

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    09 Aug 2023

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    “If it’s connected to Dream, we need to know,” Techno said, sitting back down at Sam’s desk, ready to wait until he got his way.
    After a few seconds of silent staredown, the Warden sighed and bent down to switch the live cams.
    “Meet ‘T’, the unwilling cause of my most recent headache.”
    Wilbur didn’t think he had any surprise left in him. This one gave him a run for his money.
    “Sam,” he said slowly, “why in the world is there a child in the high security cells?”

    All Tommy’s ever known are the walls of this cell and the slow bubbling of the lava. Not that that's a very long time; Tommy doesn’t remember his age (or much of anything, these days) but he knows he’s young.
    From the other side of the wall, Dream tells him tales of arrogant heroes and misunderstood villains, which grow bitter as the time pass. And, though Tommy doesn’t want to be selfish, sometimes, he thinks he has it worse.
    Dream, at least, knows why he’s imprisoned.

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    16 Jan 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    TommyInnit is just a normal guy living in a small, boring town called Essempi. Everyone knows everyone, and everyone knows everything.

    Rumors travel fast in towns like these, and sometimes, those rumors turn out to be the blatant truth, even if it doesn’t feel like it.

    Either way, Tommy thinks the idea of vampires are stupid, and people are just dumb.

    OR:

    SBI vampire fic

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    10 Jan 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    A young boy left in the wild by his bad "parents" leads to him being found by... Cosplayers? They promised to come back, to remember him after all the years and clam what is theirs. Will Tommy get an ending he deserves or one with more pain than the vary much needed love he required.

     

    Or Vampire sbi find Tommy and try to go about this the smart way.

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    10 Jan 2023