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Zoro blinks for a moment, confused.
“Are you trying to bribe me?”
“Fucking hell, marimo. Don’t be so dense. I mean physical labor, some help in the kitchen. Services rendered. That sorta thing.” Sanji looks at him expectantly, arms crossed over his chest loosely, cigarette trapped between his straight white teeth.
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In which Zoro is more perceptive than he seems and Sanji gets more than he bargained for.
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“Local straight guy turned into an Ω bitch for hunky Alpha. Watch only here for 9,99 Beli!“
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As a moderately successful adult actor, Sanji has been rather content with his life so far - how could he not be? He gets paid for pleasing beautiful women on the regular. But then Nami strikes a deal with another studio specialized in Gay Porn to share resources, facilities and logistics, and things go awry quite quickly when it becomes apparent he's a highly sought after commodity himself. The fact that he is scheduled for screen time with a goddamn green haired punk of an alpha just adds insult to injury.
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If there was one thing Zoro knew, it was that you could always trust Sanji's inclinations to do a beautiful 180 as soon as he was drunk. Luckily, Zoro was more than equipped to handle it.
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Drive away and it's the same by asyndese for TheChichiSlaughterHouse
Fandoms: Given (Manga), Given (Anime)
29 Oct 2020
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They both knew the couch was far too small for his frame. It always gave him a stiff neck and was a poor substitute for a futon in general but Haruki had just mumbled "Goodnight." and left him there. Shit, that had been the sensible choice... right?
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Zoro just wants to sleep, honestly. Not his fault that Sanji comes crawling into his bed in the middle of the night like some whiney princess because of some shitty spider or whatever. And then one thing leads to another, you know, the usual thing.
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Cat's Cradle by Negora
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
11 Oct 2025
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Satomi doesn’t have work tonight, but that doesn’t stop either of them from moving like they have minutes and not hours. There’s relief in knowing that Kyouji is eager to touch him, but the thin red lines decorating the back of his hand remind Satomi of the cat they saw on their way over from the station. Or rather, the cat’s reaction to Kyouji trying to pet it.
“Cats probably hate you because you’re too heavy-handed,” Satomi tells him, pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.
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19 Oct 2025
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It wasn’t like that. Not really. It’s not like they were making out or anything. It wasn’t sexual. They were satisfying the occasional curiosity. Healthy, boyish curiosity. That’s all it was. Just getting ready for the real thing, for when it happened, you know? It wasn’t complicated. And it was definitely not driving them both up the fucking wall.
Aka, guys, is it gay if I jerk off my crewmate?
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10 Oct 2025
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About a year ago, Zoro acted on impulse and started a friends with benefits relationship with Sanji, thinking that it would stop them from fighting around their friends. It didn't, and really it was just an excuse because half a year ago, Zoro realized he was in love with the cook. But, Sanji has been clear; he wants a wife and kids and that could never be Zoro.
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07 Aug 2025
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19z/40s. Nineteen and struggling, Zoro contacts a random number that he finds in the restroom of a local bar. How he becomes a sugar baby to a faceless sugar daddy, though, is a different thing entirely.
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02 Feb 2025
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Drunk at a party he is forced to attend, Viktor encounters Councilor Salo, who has a proposition too good to turn down - Make me a shock collar for my pet, and I will fund your next project.
Jayce finds out.
Jayce isn't happy.
... Jayce becomes Test Subject #1 (and likes it far more than either of them expected).
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21 Dec 2024