audreyhepburnindisguise
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"It's awful and wonderful all at once. When they look at you it's like everything else in the world goes dim and when they aren't there it feels like you can't breathe. When they touch you it feels like a static shock and your heartbeat goes all funny, and you kind of hate them for taking over your life but all the same you wouldnt give them up for anything."
Or: two idiots in love
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Brooklyn Baby by audreyhepburnindisguise
Fandoms: The Marauders - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2025
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Regulus Black is Hogwarts High’s first male cheerleader. James Potter is the reigning football champion.
Or: a modern Jegulus AU
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I’ve Got Miles of Regrets (and Confusing Friends) by audreyhepburnindisguise
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
01 Sep 2025
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A popstar!Nico AU - solangelo subplot, starts as a kind of highschool AU too :)
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Will Dirters, Mike Wormler, Dustin Compostbin and Lucas Squirmclair are average worms in a small Dirtown until their lives turn Surface-side down.
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A st au where everything is the same but they're worms!!Bookmarked by audreyhepburnindisguise
01 Dec 2025
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“It was like when I watched them pull your body out of the quarry. No matter how badly I needed you alive, both times—” He pauses before he speaks as light as air, “Tell me I won’t have to see that again. That you won’t go die on me and leave me here all by myself.”
Will sits up straight. “Hey, I’m here, okay? I’m alive. You don’t have to worry about me.”
“That’s not what I said.” Mike’s voice is heavy, swaying like a pendulum. “I said, tell me you’re not gonna leave me, that you won’t—”
“I’m not gonna leave you. Not if I have any say in it.”
It’s unquestionable.
It promises nothing other than his devotion.
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or, Vecna gets Mike and Will at the same time. Everything keeps going wrong until inevitably something goes right.
Bookmarked by audreyhepburnindisguise
30 Nov 2025
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cursing my name, wishing I stayed (look at how my tears ricochet) by mikeslawyer for afterglowsssss
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Jun 2025
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"Tell me a secret?"
Mike asks, like he's come to do every day, late at night, when the darkness can swallow the guilt and the regret rushing out of their hearts, when their sides press together, the floor long forgotten, ever since the first Will, please, come up here.
Will is a terrible person.
I'm in love with you. I'm having visions. I'm in love with you. I'm not really having nightmares, Vecna is tempting me with a version of you that loves me back. I'm in love with you.
"I think my death is the easiest solution to everything. The Upside Down will die with me."
Will can hear Mike swallow next to him.
"Will, I would let the world burn down to ashes if it meant keeping you in it."
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They're back in Hawkins, everything is the way it's always been, except - yeah, it's still the middle of an apocalypse, Will is having nosebleeds and Mike would sacrifice the world for his best friend but is still losing him.
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29 Nov 2025
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“I’m thinking of ending things.”
James pressed his lips together hard as he fought the urge to suck in a breath at the words. He instinctively reached for his binder of prepared materials and began to flip through it as if it would have the answer, rustling the pages frantically as he did.
“Hello?”
James flinched. “Um, hi, yes sorry it’s uh-- it’s my first day.”
A pause. Then, dry as a bone: “Brilliant. You’d think they’d at least train you to tell people not to kill themselves before handing you a phone.”
James froze, then panicked. “Oh God-- you’re right, I mean, of course-- I didn’t-- oh, shit, I just--”
James’s rambling was interrupted by a quiet sound, over so quickly he almost missed it.
The caller had laughed.
At him.
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A muggle college AU where James is a Psychology student who starts working at a crisis center. His first caller is dry, guarded, and somehow familiar, despite being a perfect stranger. Night after night their conversations continue, blurring all the lines between them, until the caller finally makes a choice that changes both their lives forever.
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03 Nov 2025
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Als James Potter auf eine mysteriöse Jobanzeige in einem Café antwortet, ist das Letzte, was er erwartet, in eine Welt voll von Kriminalität geworfen zu werden. Aber wie könnte er wiederstehen, wenn das Genie hinter dem Plan dunkle Haare und unglaubliche Augen hat, und Reichtum jenseits James' wildesten Vorstellung verspricht? Er würde alles für diesen, nach einem Stern benannten, Jungen tun, ein Kunstraub im Wert von hunderten Millionen von Dollars eingeschlossen.
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21 Sep 2025