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It is a fact of life in the Pegasus Galaxy that missions can go suddenly, hilariously, or disastrously wrong. Rodney accepts this and mostly, he can handle it. What he can’t handle is when an entire village takes a sudden antipathy to him, and just him, simply for who and what he is before he even has a chance to open his mouth. At the same time, they seem to simply adore John for the very same reasons, and that sets off Rodney’s trouble radar, big time.
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My God-Given Solace by toasterpop (auntbijou)
Fandoms: The Sentinel (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV)
16 Mar 2020
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Derek Morgan is an unbonded Sentinel who is very good at his job with the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit. It is the voice of Penelope Garcia, an unbonded Guide who is also the BAU's tech goddess, that gets him through their worst assignments. And it is getting harder and harder for him to deny that sometimes that sweet voice, like warm chocolate pouring over cold ice cream, is the only thing getting him through the worst humanity has to show them.
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Needs Must When A Dark Lord Drives by toasterpop (auntbijou)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2019
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When Voldemort comes knocking at the door, James Potter makes a move out of sheer desperation and receives help from an unexpected quarter.
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What the eye has seen cannot be unseen. However, Richard Woolsey learned early on in his career as a lawyer that while the things he witnessed could not be unseen, they didn't necessarily have to be noticed. Life in the Pegasus Galaxy has only reinforced this viewpoint for him, over and over again.
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After the war was over and the dust settled, Harry Potter took a year off to get his head together and decide what to do with his life. Some of his friends and family weren’t happy about that, and others adjusted. When he returned, it was with a renewed sense of purpose, and the realization that the life that had been dropped into his lap wasn’t necessarily the one he wanted. He said yes to the Auror Academy, and no to the marriage with a proper witch. In taking a different path, Harry found that while you can’t please everyone, pleasing yourself only works when you know what you’re looking for in the first place. And maybe it isn’t a proper witch, but a very improper wizard he needs after all...
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Cuun Ad by Sheilaar (JonathanAnubian)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
19 Apr 2024
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Knight Alifar is a Stewjonian Jedi on Coruscant who has his eye on a potential Padawan.
Now if only Grandmaster Yoda would stop trying to meddle he could raise the younger Stewjonian in peace.
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- Part 2 of Setting Souls Aflame
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Bookmarked by auntbijou
05 Dec 2024
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Once upon a time, a lonely girl met an abused boy. She gave him a birthday card, he gave her Pixie Stix, and they gave each other confidence. Then they met a stray dog and learned of another world, the sort of world that swallowed brilliant girls and orphan boys whole and left only the bones.
And they decided to Kick. Its. Ass.
They also kind of got engaged, but they'll sort that out later.
(Now a full canon rewrite with 90% less angst and at least 200% more chaos. Highlights include accidental kidnappings, intentional kidnappings, glitterpigs, eldritch horrors, tooth-rotting fluff, bad-ass children, a handful of competent adults, unexpected medieval weaponry, misuse of household cleaning charms & equipment, and unsupervised Lovegoods.)
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- 56/?
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Bookmarked by auntbijou
20 Jan 2024
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Harry Potter has a scar. While it’s not the one the whole wizarding world knows about, it’s the first thing people see when they see his face. It’s the first thing Severus Snape sees when he runs into the lost boy on Diagon Alley, and it haunts him after he looses track of the child. He never would have guessed that the sad, abused child he’d seen that day was Harry Potter.
* Graphic violence tag refers to Harry’s abuse in the first two chapters.
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- 7/20
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27 Jul 2023
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Lessons in Magic and Common Sense by mjkcsk for flamethrower
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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A single lesson at the right time can change a persons life. What happens where you tear up the curriculum and start from scratch? The wizarding world will never be the same.
Or the fanfic where Salazar Slytherin travels through time, beats some sense into the Wizarding population, and somehow saves the world of magic.
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- English
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- 91,960
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- 24/?
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- 290
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- 1,036
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- 469
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08 Mar 2023
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Shadow of the Shire by esama
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Aug 2014
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"A few of us must be merciless, so that the rest can be merciful. The Shire is a peaceful place. And peace, well. Peace has its price."
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- English
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- 54,195
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- 9/9
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- 335
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Bookmarked by auntbijou
05 Mar 2022