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    “This is my sister, Vi,” Powder introduces. “Vi, meet Snow White.”

    Vi musters all of the finesse she has left in her body and manages a grin. She bends slightly at the waist even though she’s sitting, miming some sort of deep bow of reverence. “Your highness.”

    “My oh my!” Snow White gushes, turning back to Powder. “Powder, your sister is handsome like a prince. And with the manners of one, too.”

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    Or: five times the princess is kissed and one time the princess does the kissing.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Behold! The Murder Wives AU That Was Promised!

    Rhaenyra and Alicent are in love, together, and just the cutest and fluffiest murder puppies towards those foolish enough to cross them, meaning that the various men who would do them harm and plunge the realm into war shall die one by one.

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    Viserys never weds Alicent, Rhaenyra ascends the Iron Throne, Rhaenyra and Alicent get to be happy, Rhaenys becomes Hand, and the queers live happily ever after.

    Need I say more?

    Canon-adjacent fix-it.

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    04 Jun 2024

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    “Ah, hello. You must be Enid, no?”

    “Y-Yes.”

    “May Lucifer cradle your soul, ma chérie. I’m Morticia, Thing told me you were in need of assistance?”

    “Yes. I… I gave Wednesday a gift and she… she said it was a courtship gift? I mean, I’ve had a crush on her for some time now –she’s so pretty and smart and scary–, but I wasn’t ready to ask her out yet and I wasn’t expecting her to… take it like that? I mean, it's a dagger! I knew she’d like it because she likes all things pointy and stabby and dangerous, but…”

    “The official gift to start an Addams Courtship is an object that represents the suitor’s greatest weakness. You gave her a silver dagger, mon chiot, which is the ideal gift from a werewolf.”

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    “You gave Wednesday Addams a silver dagger?!”

    Or: Enid has spent all summer missing Wednesday, so when they get back to Nevermore she gives her a gift. Little does she know that her gift has a very special meaning behind it.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    "You fucking rodeo clown American prick!" Jamie shouts. "This is bullshit!"

    He crosses the room and kicks Ted's suitcases, which tumble over like dominoes. Ted glances over and seems startled, but not all that scared.

    "Well, heck," he laughs. "I'm starting to think there might be a ghost in here."

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    jamie tartt is dead. ted lasso lives in a haunted flat.

    it turns out that caring a little can go a long way.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    It all felt like a bad joke: Four demigods walk into Camp Jupiter with an outcast wolf-boy and no memories. One of them gets claimed by two gods, one gets claimed by a virgin goddess, and the other two… well. Annabeth couldn't decide if them being claimed was better or worse for them all.

    "What does it mean?" someone muttered, and she turned to find everyone staring at Percy with wide eyes. Percy looked equally shocked while staring blankly at the sword in his hand. Jason swallowed, taking a step back as his lips curled in disgust.

    "It means he's a god," he said. Percy shook his head. Jason's eyes flicked to where the rest of them were standing. His eyes met Annabeth's, and she felt her stomach twist when his expression hardened. "They all are."

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    The last thing you want to be is a child of the Big Three. Everyone knows they're cursed and dangerous. There are even rumors that Greeks kill them on the spot. Luckily, the Romans are much more civilized... mostly. After all, the only thing worse than being a child of the Big Three is being mistaken for a fallen god in a Roman camp when Jupiter is missing. You know, as just a completely random example.

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    06 Sep 2024

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