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    Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    16 Sep 2020

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    05 Sep 2025

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    God Forbid a Guy Have a Hobby by for Moldy_Potatoes

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    25 Apr 2025

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    Tim decides that he needs a hobby.

    Obviously this leads to him traveling the world for two years, becoming a ghost, returning to Gotham, acquiring a little brother and giving Batman a head of grey hairs.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    would it really kill you (if we kissed) by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

    31 Dec 2024

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    It wasn't like Annabeth hadn't been warned about him.

    In New Rome, there was just one unofficial rule to surviving and thriving for demigods and mortals alike.

    Avoid the son of Neptune. At all costs.

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    17 May 2025

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    Hanakage by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    19 Jan 2025

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    Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.

    Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.

    In the Warring States Period.

    Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.

    In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.

    Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.

    Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.

    How did my life come to this?

    Or

    Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.

    Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.

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    31 Mar 2025

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    Dreams of the Past by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

    24 Jan 2025

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    Watching Naruto and Sasuke fight Kaguya from the sidelines was not as safe as it should have been. Blasted by the alien goddess, Kakashi and Sakura find themselves twenty-five years in the past. A familiar war is brewing and the village is filled with ghosts. Is it real or some strange version of the Infinite Tsukuyomi? With no way to know for sure, their options are limited. They should probably leave things alone, but familiar silver hair proves too great a temptation.

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    30 Mar 2025

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