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Fandoms
- Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990) (3)
- Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse (3)
- Gravity Falls (3)
- LazyTown (3)
- Sam & Max (Video Games) (2)
Recent works
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I’ll Give You My Heart by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
26 Feb 2026
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“That ticking.” Remarked the Scarecrow, easily amazed by the ruby red timepiece adorning his friend’s breast.
“Yes,” Nick broke into a wide smile. “Yes, what about it?”
“It’s so loud!”
The Woodman laughed. “That is because your ear is so close to it.” -
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“What’s the matter? Never seen a polar bear up close before?” Yukon shook Hermey (only figuratively, this time) out of his thoughtful daze. He had a way of shouting, even while whispering, which he was, because they were mindful not to scare off dinner.
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White Tie Event by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
03 Feb 2026
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Mr. Wooster briefly examined his lapel and continued to grin at me unrestrainedly, licking his lips.
“It is a dashed dashing suit, what? Rather becoming, I think.” -
Jeeves and the Strange Squeak by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
14 Jan 2026
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Jeeves accomplishes all the difficult and impossible feats of this world in a perfectly soundless blur, owing to some magical invention specific to his model. So, when an incidental mechanical effect began to grace my ears one afternoon, they naturally perked.
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Washing Machine by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
20 Oct 2025
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RoboJeeves is out enjoying his night off and Bertie turns to a household appliance for comfort.
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Advanced Machine Learning, or How Kitt Learned to Love The Id by bellygunnr
Fandoms: Knight Rider (1982)
21 Mar 2023
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KITT's primary directive is to protect Michael Knight and attend to his needs. His secondary directive is to preserve human life. His tertiary directive is to learn and adapt on the fly.
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Michael Knight disappears into a ground level motel room. When a young woman follows suit, you tactfully disable your health-oriented subroutines, except for where the commlink rests against your driver's pulse. You consider tapping it to inform him that he's wearing it, then think better of it. After all, the last thing either of you want to do is draw unnecessary attention. And...You are reasonably confident (roughly sixty percent) that he does not know you are watching.
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Heart Full of Holes by FunConditional
Fandoms: The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Oz - L. Frank Baum
16 May 2023
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A small meditation on the Tin Woodman and the Scarecrow, and what it means to be alive when you're made of something other than meat. They both have a bad time.
Fair warning, the ending is left somewhat ambiguous, but please heed the tags.
Bookmarked by bad_facsimile
01 Feb 2026
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What was going on here? Alone, tied up in the dark. Naked, he noticed a moment later...
Surprise!
Bookmarked by bad_facsimile
24 Jan 2026
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Roxanne has a few things she'd like to test with her alien boyfriend.
Bookmarked by bad_facsimile
17 Jan 2026
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It is the second night of Mr. Wooster’s absence, and I am sitting in the straight-backed chair in the corner of my bedroom, halfway through both a book and a cigarette. I am startled slightly when the telephone rings.