19 Works by bad_facsimile
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I’ll Give You My Heart by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
26 Feb 2026
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“That ticking.” Remarked the Scarecrow, easily amazed by the ruby red timepiece adorning his friend’s breast.
“Yes,” Nick broke into a wide smile. “Yes, what about it?”
“It’s so loud!”
The Woodman laughed. “That is because your ear is so close to it.” -
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“What’s the matter? Never seen a polar bear up close before?” Yukon shook Hermey (only figuratively, this time) out of his thoughtful daze. He had a way of shouting, even while whispering, which he was, because they were mindful not to scare off dinner.
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White Tie Event by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
03 Feb 2026
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Mr. Wooster briefly examined his lapel and continued to grin at me unrestrainedly, licking his lips.
“It is a dashed dashing suit, what? Rather becoming, I think.” -
Jeeves and the Strange Squeak by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
14 Jan 2026
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Jeeves accomplishes all the difficult and impossible feats of this world in a perfectly soundless blur, owing to some magical invention specific to his model. So, when an incidental mechanical effect began to grace my ears one afternoon, they naturally perked.
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Washing Machine by bad_facsimile
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
20 Oct 2025
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RoboJeeves is out enjoying his night off and Bertie turns to a household appliance for comfort.
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“No, Data, I’m fine. I want this, I want you.” Geordi interrupts, surprising himself. The admission hangs heavy in the air as they both stare. But he stands by what he said. “Would you feel better if I… showed you how to do it?”
Data raises his eyebrows in that way he always does when presented with the prospect of exploring something new and exciting. “I would like that.”
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Gadget had thought that completely reinventing himself after detaching from Dr. Bradford could bring a newfound sense of purpose to his life, as if he could take back his stolen agency just like that. Turns out that ship of Theseus had sailed and sunk.
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Leslie cares about his sister more than anything. In the aftermath of near-total destruction, he juggles the reconstruction of his factory and his family.
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- English
- Words:
- 2,367
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 17
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it’s been a long, loathsome week fighting crime, and all this time away from home has drake coming to realize just how vital launchpad is to gosalyn’s life - and his own.
or: maybe things have gotten a little too dangerous.
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“i am always here.” the ship gently reminds, her tone colorless as ever. it goes without saying that there isn’t a place within the ship her omniscient presence can’t reach, and sportacus always found that simple fact to be inexplicably reassuring.
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The airship crashes and Sportacus struggles to grapple with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 172
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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“did you really come all this way just to see me?” sportacus joked, although if he was being honest, he was growing increasingly curious to know why robbie stopped by with no scheme or plot anywhere in sight.
robbie straightened up in his seat, tensing awkwardly. “well, sportathon, you never, ever sit still for this long. what was i supposed to do, not come and investigate?”
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turbo invites felix for a spin in his beloved go-kart. felix quickly learns that he and extreme speeds do not mix.
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Sylvia aims to better understand Wander’s boundless optimism.
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fiddleford knows in his mind that he would not be able to phase into the physical space of ford’s being in order to inhabit his very atoms, but his heart can’t seem to take the hint.
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Ford and Fiddleford reminisce on the past and ponder the future.
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ford attempts to help his old friend guck recover some of those repressed memories. this is pure crack and 1000% a joke btw. co-written by two of my pookies <3
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i would recognize those outfits anywhere - all cherry red stripes and out-of-fashion accessories, even for the 70’s. however, the three characters on the front page didn’t look so young anymore. weird to think how even your childhood heroes have to age sooner or later.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,051
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 17
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exactly what the title says. i have no self respect