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Advanced Machine Learning, or How Kitt Learned to Love The Id by bellygunnr
Fandoms: Knight Rider (1982)
21 Mar 2023
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KITT's primary directive is to protect Michael Knight and attend to his needs. His secondary directive is to preserve human life. His tertiary directive is to learn and adapt on the fly.
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Michael Knight disappears into a ground level motel room. When a young woman follows suit, you tactfully disable your health-oriented subroutines, except for where the commlink rests against your driver's pulse. You consider tapping it to inform him that he's wearing it, then think better of it. After all, the last thing either of you want to do is draw unnecessary attention. And...You are reasonably confident (roughly sixty percent) that he does not know you are watching.
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Heart Full of Holes by FunConditional
Fandoms: The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Oz - L. Frank Baum
16 May 2023
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A small meditation on the Tin Woodman and the Scarecrow, and what it means to be alive when you're made of something other than meat. They both have a bad time.
Fair warning, the ending is left somewhat ambiguous, but please heed the tags.
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01 Feb 2026
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What was going on here? Alone, tied up in the dark. Naked, he noticed a moment later...
Surprise!
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24 Jan 2026
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Roxanne has a few things she'd like to test with her alien boyfriend.
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17 Jan 2026
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It is the second night of Mr. Wooster’s absence, and I am sitting in the straight-backed chair in the corner of my bedroom, halfway through both a book and a cigarette. I am startled slightly when the telephone rings.
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Jeeves and His Master by Fluxit_Aqua_et_Sanguine for cuddyclothes
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
02 Mar 2021
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Bertie hasn't been taking care of himself lately. Jeeves wishes he would, but dutifully attends his master nonetheless.
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Soft-Spoken Words by vensre for ejotter
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
23 Oct 2025
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Finally, one of Bertie's wheezes works on Jeeves.
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Our Bit of Peace by Jumpin_Bean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
10 Oct 2025
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If the Wooster household no longer has a London flat to call home, and consists only of the y.m., in a ratty, once-fetching suit, and his gentleman's gentleman wearing a chain and metal collar, his generous salary of oof replaced with a steady diet of brains — well. It is my place as last of the Woosters to dictate my affairs how I like, what?
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Jeeves is a zombie. Bertie is a human. Aunt Agatha, inevitably, pays a visit.
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An innocent scheme turns dashed romantic when our heroes learn to waltz.
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- Part 12 of Give_Satisfaction
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On a night out together during the first year of Jeeves's service, Bertie makes a bit of a boner.
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- Part 1 of Free Use Kinkmeme Fic
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Night of the Living Drones by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
01 Nov 2024
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You never truly understand how deeply Fate has it out for you until you live through an apocalyptic event. I mean to say, all the good dramas we tucked into at school, like the Shakespeare and the Thespis, had the characters committing some grand mistake that would lead to their tragic demise. Unlike these heroes of old, I was innocent to this merciless, unrelenting tirade of tripe. Bertram Wooster, who hadn’t so much as blackmailed anyone for months now, was up against one damn thing after another, and melancholy, as I once heard Jeeves put it, was marking me as her own.
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What Not to Wear by apidologist
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster, What Ho! Jeeves
08 Mar 2026
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‘I do not believe my request will trouble you, sir.’ Though not actively blushing, grimacing, or otherwise expressing embarrassment, he nevertheless appeared rather sheepish, and hesitated before putting his request into speech. ‘I would appreciate it very much if you would put this back on.’ As he spoke, to my great surprise, he replaced the bundle of scarlet into my willing arms.
‘Could you repeat that, Jeeves? It sounded as if you asked me to replace this cummerbund upon my person.’
A dignified sort of cough escaped him. ‘That is correct, sir.’
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Of Tranquillity and Goodwill by sandwichsapphic
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
24 Dec 2024
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It seems such a ridiculous liberty to take. In all of our time together, ordering me a new suit barely scratches the top twenty things I ought to have squashed under heel. As strong as the Wooster iron will is, in recent years I admit that I roll over on most of Jeeves’s demands, even if I put up the expected defiance at first. We do have our roles to play, of course.
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Jeeves is not a little obsessive over Bertie's clothing, and it'll be a Christmas miracle if Bertie ever figures out why.Bookmarked by bad_facsimile
27 Jun 2025
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What a delicious story! Jeeves dressing Bertie … I am normal
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Jeeves and the Ethics of Space Travel by ThatSourdoughLife
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
09 Jun 2025
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Bertie buys (non-refundable) tickets to space. Jeeves is unimpressed.
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An Afternoon by Jumpin_Bean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
05 Feb 2025
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“I care about you, you know,” Bertie retorts, to something — something half-said and reaching.
“I know, sir.”
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The year is 2389, and in a little cottage on a verdant patch of the Red Planet, Geordi and Data have no particular plans to celebrate their 15th wedding anniversary. When Data springs shocking news on Geordi, they are forced to wrestle with some hard questions:
What makes a person who they are? What does long-term love mean when one of you might never die? And how do you love someone while leaving them behind?
A cozy, sexy, philosophical three-day (plus one morning) journey with the boys from Engineering and a couple of ladies who love them a whole lot.
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To engineer something is different, distinctly, from creating, designing, or building.
Day 4—Vivisection
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2024
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05 Jun 2025
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This fic is like a masterclass in Data disassembly. Reading it has added years to my life
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Rejoicing As An Integer by NothingEnough for Catalase, bioplast_hero, aura218
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
28 Jan 2017
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"Enjoy, want, concern. Nothing Data was capable of experiencing, as Geordi had been told too many times to count. He still didn’t quite believe it. He had no idea if that meant he was perceiving something no one else did, or if he was anthropomorphizing his friend. Maybe he’d never have an idea." (set after s4e25)
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27 May 2025
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Data asks Geordi for assistance with a diagnostic anomaly that will change everything.
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Gleams of Half-Extinguished Thought by NothingEnough
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation
21 Jan 2018
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In which Data's programming mimics human behavior better than expected.
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11 May 2025
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Superb. My favorite Daforge depiction that I’ve ever read!