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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Colin: Hey! Didn’t want to bother you earlier since you were out with the girls, but just wanted to check if the packages were delivered. My app is being wonky so I didn’t get a photo confirmation or anything. 

    Pen: I just got home and yes! They were outside my door.

    Colin: Awesome!! I got worried that maybe they messed it up. Have you opened them yet?

    Pen: I just grabbed a knife and was about to!

    Colin: Great, keep me updated. I hope you didn’t have a difficult time bringing them in, not sure how heavy the boxes might have been.

    Penelope frowned slightly as she looked at the packages on the table. They weren’t tiny, but they certainly weren’t huge or heavy. She shrugged, eager to open them and see what Colin had ordered.

    Carefully sliding the knife through the tape on the first one, she bit her lip as she peeled it open, moving aside some packing peanuts as she pulled out the first item. It was a long, slim, rectangular box. As she brought it up to her face, her eyes widened and she let out a little involuntary noise from the back of her throat.

    OR Colin mails Penelope some birthday gifts that aren't quite what she's expecting 😏

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    19 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    Colin comes into his Alpha status, but his animal nature torments him, urging him to find what he can't see right under his nose.

    As always, our boy needed time to get properly roasted from all sides. 😈🔥

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    19 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    When Colin gets pulled over for speeding, he panics and blurts out that he is racing to the hospital because his girlfriend is in labour. The officer, unexpectedly concerned and thorough, insists on escorting him straight to the maternity ward. Desperate to sell the lie, Colin stumbles into a random hospital room where Penelope Featherington has just given birth to her daughter, completely alone and emotionally raw after being abandoned by her family for having a baby out of wedlock. To his shock, she plays along with the ruse.

    What starts as a ridiculous lie becomes the beginning of something life-changing, as Colin keeps finding reasons to return, and Penelope, for the first time in a long while, doesn’t feel quite so alone.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    Every Monday (and on special occasions) Penelope took her husband to bed.

    It was an agreement, after a year of marriage, that they would finally explore each other for the sake of having a child. It did not mean anything, not at all.

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    16 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Colin is home, and Penelope has come bounding out of her room to greet him in her cute little pyjamas – arms winding around his neck to let him lift her off the ground – and he's certain he's getting a… whiff of something. 

    It's musky with a little tang; he recognises it because his mouth starts to fucking water. 

    That's pussy he's smelling, isn't it?

    That's Penelope's pussy he's smelling, isn't it?

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    14 Sep 2026