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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “ted?”

    the smell of weed hung heavy in the air, clouding ted’s living room — and schlatt’s mind. schlatt wasn’t much of a smoker, so one hit of ted’s pen coupled with ted’s secondhand smoke was already enough to leave him feeling pleasantly floaty.

    schlatt watched as ted took another hit before responding, thin lips closed around the tip in a way that schlatt’s sober mind wouldn’t have thought twice about, but for some reason, he now couldn’t look away from them.

    “yeah?” ted breathed out slowly, eyes slowly shutting as the smoke blew out and dissipated. relaxed, his head lolled back and rested on the back of the yellow sofa the men were sitting on.

    “um.” schlatt finally tore his eyes away from ted’s slightly parted lips, trying to remember what he was going to say.

    ted laughed softly. “you really are high, huh,” he said slowly, turning his head to look at schlatt with lidded eyes. “i would’ve thought—”

    “have you ever kissed a guy before?”

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    or, schlatt and ted get high on ted’s couch, and schlatt can’t stop staring at ted’s lips.

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    30 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    "Erik was so sure Charles was interested in him as well that whenever the telepath backed away from him it felt extremely confusing."

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    21 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    All Bruce is going to do is wait for this guy to doze off, make sure he won’t wake up easy and then knaw on his arm despite it being horribly wrong to do so. And then he’ll dip, pour some money into some charity to try and ease the guilt, then wait it out until the weekend, when he can get his regular supply. This is purely a one-off. This is survival.

    (spoiler alert: it’s not purely a one-off, and it’s a little bit more than just survival)

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    22 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    You are a lightning rod for bad luck. So it makes complete sense for your new well-paying nanny job to include a man that lives in the walls. He was NOT in the contract.
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    Y'all I am being so serious when I say this is going to be HEAVY on the breast milk. I am a sicko and this is my domain. No editor no beta reader, I don't know anyone on this godforsaken planet that I trust to look at this for me.

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    04 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    In which Cartman is a clueless, bitter virgin who reluctantly finds solace in Kenny's anecdotes.

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    18 Jun 2024