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    The River Styx is flowing backward. The ceiling is leaking the Atlantic Ocean. Thanatos is hyperventilating.

    Why? Because Annabeth Chase died, and Percy Jackson decided to make that everyone's problem.

    Hades realizes he has two choices: Drown in salt water, or break the Ancient Laws and kick her soul back to the surface.

    Or: The one where Hades becomes the biggest Percabeth shipper in existence, purely out of fear for his own safety.

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    Percy continued. “That’s why I’m doing it with you. Just like my reading. It's practice.”

    “Yeah,” she agreed.

    Annabeth Chase knows everything. Everyone knows Annabeth Chase knows everything. But Annabeth Chase knows that she has no idea how to kiss someone, and Percy Jackson is the only person she trusts with that information.

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    There were rumors we were in need of more kissing-practice fics. I live to appease the people.

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    When Annabeth woke up in an unfamiliar room, aboard an unfamiliar ship, "borrowed" by a pirate and his crew to help them search for Doors of Death, the last thing she expected to find was family, friendship and... maybe even herself.

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    Percy Jackson meets Treasure Planet and Atlantis.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    “...we invest the said Mr. Colin Bridgerton, and the lawful heirs male of his body lawfully begotten, to the dignity, title, style, and honor of Marquess of Hartleigh…”

     

    His throat had gone dry. The words on the page did not make sense to him.
    “Um,” he tried, chuckling hoarsely. “Your Majesty, what is - I don’t…”
    “Yes?”
    Eloquence escaped him. “…what is this?”
    The Queen looked mildly annoyed. “Why, I should think it is obvious. You, Mr. Bridgerton, are to be the next Marquess of Hartleigh.”

    One accidental act of heroism, and Colin Bridgerton finds himself elevated to the British peerage. Yet the Queen’s reward comes with a price: as the newly minted Lord Hartleigh, he’s been given an ultimatum - produce an heir within the next eighteen months. And, of course, to do so, he requires a wife. Urgently.

    So why can’t he just pick a debutante and be done with it? And why is he far more interested in spending time in the very enjoyable company of his very good friend, Penelope Featherington?

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    30 Nov 2025

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    “I—” she stared up at him and said in a small voice, “it’s too much to ask of you.”

    “It’s not,” Colin said firmly. “Don’t overthink it,” he urged her.

    Ten minutes ago, she had no home and no chance that she would ever know where her dad was. Colin had just walked into the room and taken control of everything within a matter of minutes, like her own personal white knight.

    “Just let someone take care of you for once.”

    In which Colin slowly, inadvertently, and inevitably becomes Penelope’s sugar daddy.

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