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The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black by xylodemon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Feb 2008
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In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
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15 Oct 2025
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“I’ve left my husband,” said Petunia. “He’s gone. Divorce papers in the mail.”
Remus looked up. She was still staring at the wall, her face very hard and set. “I’m very flattered, but unfortunately I’m gay.”
“I thought I could sense something off about you.”
“That might be the fact I’m a werewolf.”
“Good grief."
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14 Oct 2025
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In retrospect, the warning signs were there in March. But familiarity had bred, if not contempt, then complacence, and Remus had spent seven years with James’ sighs, Sirius’ calculating looks, and Pete’s need for a leader. If James was sighing longer and harder, if Sirius was making louder and more obvious overtures to Evans, if Pete was sidling up to Remus and saying, "Do you think we should do anything about...," it was just more of the same.
So he was entirely unprepared when he woke up on what was supposed to be a lovely lazy Sunday and found Sirius and Pete sitting on the edge of his bed, holding up a sign that said INTERVENTION. There was a heart over the second I. Remus briefly, violently wished that he’d slipped off the boat in first year and drowned in the lake.
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14 Oct 2025
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Autumn 1994. A house on a hill and two assholes in love ripping each other limb from limb.
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13 Oct 2025
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1979, year of war and obsession and sleep loss and sexual frustration. Sirius is hoping to go out with a bang and not a whimper; enter Remus, stage left.
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13 Oct 2025