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Hayden
I just called Shane. Pretty sure Roz was giving him head on the other side. Just a warning for you.Cliff
Ha!Hayden
My suffering is not funny.Cliff
Thanks for the heads upCliff
Get it?Hayden
I'm blocking you(cliff & hayden's guide to surviving hollanov)
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- Part 6 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 1 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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“Just hang up.”
A very, very familiar Russian voice.
What the fuck?
Ilya goddamn Rozanov was with Shane, at the cottage. With Shane.
Oh, holy fuck.
Lily.
Ilya.
(hayden has a long standing dislike for ‘lily’. a second phone call at the cottage makes him dislike lily even more)
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- Part 4 of ways they didn't find out
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Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.
Jane’s ex
Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!Shane
WhatShane
How did you even get his number?Shane
Wait did you go through my phone?Lily (Shane)
None of your business.Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
…maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️Shane
I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??Lily (Shane)
NoJane’s ex
Yes!Jane’s ex
It’s a work in progress!Jane’s ex
But he’s warming up to me I can tellLily (Shane) disliked this message.
(rose steals lily’s number from shane’s phone. texting ensues as rose tries to get a new friend. ilya takes some convincing)
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- Part 5 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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Jackie
No offence but this is not what I expected from Shane’s girlfriend.Lily (Shane)
I know he is so boring and I am so funLily (Shane)
But opposites attract is the saying, no?Lily (Shane)
Also I am not girlfriendJackie
Why not!!Jackie
Sorry that was nosyLily (Shane)
Is okayLily (Shane)
Is complicatedLily (Shane)
But I cannot let him go because he gives head like championJackie
Girl!!!!!!(spreading the jackie & ilya bestie gospel!)
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- Part 7 of ways they didn't find out
- Part 4 of the unexpected besties of the MHL
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@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
your children have killed me. killed me dead.@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
*our@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts.(snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
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- Part 6 of from the outside