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Livers ft. The Darkling by beanflavoredmacarons
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Shadow and Bone (TV)
21 May 2025
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Zhongli arrives in hell and falls in love with the Darkling—but there's a price to pay...
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- Part 3 of Zhongli's Strange Adventures
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five beds for two by beanflavoredmacarons for origamibirdd
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 May 2025
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"Haitham, there's—there's five fucking beds."
there's five beds in the hotel room?
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Slip of the Tongue by beanflavoredmacarons for orgamibirdd
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2025
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“Kaveh, it’s hot,” Alhaitham complains.
"Why don't you just take off your shirt?"
Five times Kaveh (accidentally) flirts with Alhaitham, one time Alhaitham (intentionally) flirts back.
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My Pet Potato Got Me a Boyfriend by beanflavoredmacarons for orgamibirdd
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Oct 2024
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Kaveh comes home with a pet potato.
Alhaitham does not like it.
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Princess Lumine just found out that her father, King Dainsleif, is marrying her off to the Tsaritsa's eleventh adopted son, Prince Tartaglia, so he can get Snezhnaya to sign a peace treaty with Khaenri'ah. Does she want to do this? Absolutely not.
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Zhongli's Strange Adventures by beanflavoredmacarons
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shadow and Bone (TV), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 May 2025
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- 1,488
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ratio fakes amnesia after jumping off a balcony and denies his homosexual feelings towards aventurine
Bookmarked by beanflavoredmacarons
22 Jun 2024
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“Is there a convention in town?” Wriothesley asks weakly.
“A convention?” Neuvillette inquires, cocking his head to the side. It’s adorable. He’s adorable, but Wriothesley is starting to spiral.
Because he doesn’t recognize these buildings. Their construction is—weird. A degree off of what he considers normal. Blue roofs. White stone. Cobbled streets. The most handsome man he’s ever seen in cosplay—except he’s starting to think Neuvillette isn’t cosplaying at all and that he, Wriothesley, is having a mental break.
A modern!Wriothesley at the end of his rope finds himself in canonical Teyvat.
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Bookmarked by beanflavoredmacarons
13 Aug 2024
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canoe be honest with me by bringingglory, yokomatchi
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Aug 2024
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“You’re the one inflaming this argument when I just came over to talk.” Al-Haitham narrowed his eyes. “Now look at you, yelling at me for some unnameable reason when we should be watching the campers. You accuse me of not paying attention to my kids but you’re the one currently getting distracted by Archons knows what.”
Kaveh shot to his feet. “You know what—”
The canoe tipped over.
Al-Haitham and Kaveh are bitter rival counselors at Camp Kusanali's summer camp. Well, at least Kaveh thinks so.
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- English
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- 12,645
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Bookmarked by beanflavoredmacarons
22 Apr 2025
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threadbare chariot swinging low (but no sooner comfort than despair) by prrtmafia
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Dec 2022
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Scaramouche presses his lips together. He can faintly hear someone whooping and laughing a bit farther down the wooden bridge; it’s chilly out, so no one is spending too much time outside, though classes were done for the day.
“If Gryffindor wins,” Kazuha smiles, “you let me take you on a date to Hogsmeade.”
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- English
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by beanflavoredmacarons
03 Jul 2024
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Kaveh angrily shoves the last of his bagel down his throat, then cracks his knuckles and positions his keyboard out in front of him.
you, he types furiously into the small comment box, are exactly the reason why so many fanfic authors quit writing. lucky for you i don’t give a SHIT about your blockheaded, extremely unqualified opinion. thanks for adding to my already massive view count!!! be sure to subscribe to get notified when i post another work!
Then he presses post and slams his laptop closed.
Kaveh deals with his #1 internet hater, FlyingVulture: some rando who reads his Deshret x Nabu fanfiction and leaves comments about how bad his characterization is.
Meanwhile, he also deals with his #1 real life hater, Al-Haitham: his roommate.
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Bookmarked by beanflavoredmacarons
09 Mar 2025