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Heather and Gwen hate each other, but Chris, their debate coach, sees their potential as debate partners after a devastating loss at nationals last season.
The College Forensics AU nobody asked for but I needed.
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no better version of me I could pretend to be tonight by beanlegion
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Family Guy (Cartoon)
18 Sep 2023
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How could the world continue to be so cruel, constantly punishing the broken and damned. Tearing away progress and healing to inflict more damage, an amputation on a healing limb. Bart hoped any non-existent god or his prophets would take pity on him and his tears. What good was belief in a time when the tangible was being ripped away.
Bart and Chris have an argument.
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lord, it'd be great to find a place we could escape sometime by beanlegion
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons, King of the Hill (Cartoon)
05 Sep 2023
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“She used to play me piano every night to help me fall asleep. She would play nursery rhymes and theme songs from my favorite cartoons. She was a piano teacher before things got bad with her and my dad.”
Chris and Bart discuss their parental relationships with Dr. Hill
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for reasons wretched and divine by beanlegion
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Family Guy (Cartoon), King of the Hill (Cartoon)
05 Sep 2023
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I just get scared you’ll stop loving me because I’m sick” Bart admitted.
“That will never happen, you’re my husband and I love you. Through sickness and in health.” Chris said.
Bart and Chris visit Dr. Hill to talk about an argument they had.
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Hank tries a Baja Blast for the first time.
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no sweeter innocence (than our gentle sin) by beanlegion
Fandom: Family Guy (Cartoon), King of the Hill (Cartoon), The Simpsons
18 Sep 2023
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Shauna’s no stranger to experimenting with her best friend under the guise of practicing for Jeff, but this particular request from Jackie might be taking things a step too far.
(Shauna agrees to it anyway.)
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17 Oct 2025
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“Look, here’s the deal.” Nat leans forward and plants her hands on the table. “If we do this, you tell nobody, okay? Not Van, not Laura Lee, not Taissa or Lottie or Misty fucking Quigley, do you understand me?”
Shauna frowns, but says nothing.
“That means you don’t tell Jackie, either,” Nat says. “If that’s going to be a problem, then let me know and we can both start rehearsing for the spring musical now.”
Natalie Scatorccio is having a bad year. She’s not sleeping, her mom’s new boyfriend sucks, and a blown history test might bench her for the season. Luckily, Coach Martinez has an idea:
Tutoring.
From Shauna Shipman.
Fuck.
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- Part 1 of teenage wildlife
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29 Sep 2025
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I feel more free than I have in years (six feet in the ground) by fowles
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
18 Oct 2023
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Without the crash, without the tragedy, Jackie and Shauna head to college separately.
A reunion told over four years.
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24 Sep 2025
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an inch away from more than just friends by chasingredballoons
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
14 Mar 2025
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Nat realises what she’s about to say a second before it comes out, a week’s worth of build-up tumbling out unbidden. “I think I want to try it. You know, with a girl. Just so I can stop fucking wondering. Just so I can finally know.”
Somehow that feels even more exposing than anything else she’s said so far. God. She wants to try it out. Did she really have to word it like that? Like something she can just try on for size and then put back on the rack if she doesn’t like it or it doesn’t fit right? She wonders if Lottie will tell her to fuck off, or grow up, or—
“I could do it.”
Nat blinks. “What?”
“If you want to try a girl,” Lottie says. “If you would rather try with someone you know rather than a total stranger, I’ll do it.”
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- Part 1 of straight girl nat cinematic universe
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18 Apr 2025
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It's a Long Fall from the Top by GlobalBingBong
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Dec 2025
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“Winning a World Cup is never easy, but it’s remarkable that you unseated probable GOAT, Caitlyn Kiramman, to do so. How do you feel about that?”
Vi shrugs. “I don’t really know who she is.”
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Vi gets plucked from the streets of the young nation of Zaun and thrust into the international sport climbing circuit. Caitlyn is carrying the mantle of her childhood hero, Grayson, as Piltover’s perfect champion. When Sevika, an old teammate of Grayson’s, reappears with an upstart protege in tow, the resulting rivalry upends the legacies of the intertwined nations.
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Who got these horny lesbians in my niche sports AU?
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19 Feb 2025