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Taissa Turner doesn’t do crushes. Taissa is an actress, and a skilled one at that. She’s focused, determined. She doesn’t do love.
Her only dilemma: Van fucking Palmer.
OR, that one Taivan acting AU.
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25 Apr 2026
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it's a cruel summer with you (i love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?) by gxtawaycxr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
04 Aug 2025
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She glanced around the camp like she didn’t even recognize it. Like she hadn’t spent the last three summers boiling away with these same counselors in this same forest.
Rio stubbed out her cigarette on the railing, jaw tight. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”
“Language,” Lilia muttered.
Agatha pulled a monogrammed duffel from the trunk, slung it over one shoulder like a model in a travel ad, and finally decided to approach.
“Good morning,” she said, voice too chipper.
“It was,” Rio shot back.
Agatha turned, smirked. “Oh, you’re still here. How quaint.”
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agatha and rio get forced to bunk together as camp counselors in the fateful summer of 1985. they hate each other. chaos (and gay-os) ensues.
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06 Aug 2025
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rio vidal works as famous actress agatha harkness' stylist. she's also her controversially younger affair.
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20 Jul 2025
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.Series
- Part 1 of agathario discord kitten au
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28 Jun 2025
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break me, shake me, devastate me by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jun 2025
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Rio, owner of Westview’s local floral shop “Wisterical,” finds herself with an early Christmas present when her hag of a landlord, Evanora Harkness, keels over. With the biggest pain in her side gone, she’s expecting a relatively stress-free life from here on out.
That is, until the daughter.
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20 Jun 2025