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    "Wait a minute, you're not a woman!" The kidnapper gapes at Kakashi's very flat chest and the clear absence of boobs.

    "Ohhh, you wanted the woman," he blinks up at them, "that would be my partner in the green."

    "Impossible!" Another bandit points a wickedly curved blade at Kakashi's face. "That was the manliest man I have ever laid eyes upon!"

    "Is it the eyebrows?" Kakashi manages to ask before he's knocked unconscious again.

    (Where Maito Gai is born a girl, and not much actually change.)

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    09 Oct 2025

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    “You’re teaching him to shoot a gun?”
    “That is my specialty, but right now we are focusing on knives and other projectiles. Guns will be during month 4.”
    “He’s 14.”
    “I learned to shoot at 13. Your point?”

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    The Mentor Snipe fic that has been living in my brain rent-free for over 4 months now.

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    10 Mar 2025

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    Haruno Sakura was being ignored on Team Seven, so when another shinobi of Konoha offers his help in the form of an apprenticeship, who was she to say no?

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    24 Jan 2025

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    If Kakashi hadn’t seen Naruto living in squalor and Sasuke’s personal trauma shrine and whatever civilian fuckery was happening at Sakura’s house, he’d have at least tried to fail them even if logic told him the Elder Council would never let it fly. Screw the Hokage for that.

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    When the Sandaime showed him Naruto’s apartment, he didn’t think that was going to be the tip of the iceberg that was the shitshow of his soon-to-be team. But as it turned out, Naruto wasn't the only one with a less-than-optimal home life. And as it turned out, Kakashi was apparently the only person in Konoha who cared.

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    07 Nov 2024

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    Certain lives and certain deaths, they are significant enough that when souls pass over before their time, they are reborn into new worlds. Sansa remembering is an anomaly, but The North Remembers and Sansa is of the North; She Remembers.

    Sansa thinks very little of this new world, or this new village she is meant to call ‘home’, but she does love her new brother, who shines so brightly the gods must surely have breathed star-fire into his bones when they created him. The first time Naruto tells her he will be Hokage, she does not doubt him– he was born to rule, just as she was. But Konoha does not deserve him, and she will not let them take and take until there is nothing left of her bright brother. She is Sansa Stark, she knows how to rebuild a home from ruins, and the ruins of Uzushiogakure call.

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    25 Oct 2024