8 Bookmarks by bee_noises
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“Ah yes, mi amigo, er, mi not amigo. I simply forgot. What are we again? Rivals? Arch-enemies?”
Noah narrowed his eyes, but moved to sit upright, grabbing the goods from Alejandro. “Academic rivals, arch-enemies, of course,” Noah said, trying not to smile as Alejandro moved to sit, leaning against his leg, “I just hate you.”
Noah and Alejandro meet in uni. They totally hate each other. Definitely.
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07 May 2026
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and here we go again (we've taken it to the end) by kijosakka
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
15 Jan 2024
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Maybe he’s a little bitter. Maybe the jabs and jeers from his castmates didn’t roll off him as well as he pretended they did. Maybe, maybe, maybe, vindication creeps through, and Noah, selfishly, wants to see it.
(a little 'what if' situation wherein noah makes an alliance with alejandro during world tour.)
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27 Apr 2026
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Frenemies (or, Love is Blind) by courtney-deserved-better (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
04 Apr 2026
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After Noah and Emma come clean about faking their relationship, they let Owen and Kitty give them retaliatory punishments.
Which is how Noah ends up competing on the second season of The Ridonculous Race alongside Alejandro.
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11 Apr 2026
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It's becoming glaringly obvious that there is something up with Alejandro.
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In which Noah slowly pieces together Alejandro's werewolfyness over the course of multiple movie nights.
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13 Mar 2026
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Slippery Slopes by courtney-deserved-better (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
17 Dec 2022
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After his suspicions surrounding Alejandro have been confirmed, Noah is determined not to let his two-faced teammate win without a good fight. He may not be the strongest competitor, but he's gotten this far already.
Alejandro expects his life to get easier with Heather's departure, not made even more difficult by Noah's intelligence and biting wit. He may have incorrectly presumed them to be friends, but he's determined not to underestimate his competition again.
Of course, when it comes to Total Drama, nobody can predict the chaos to come.
An Alejandro x Noah World Tour Rewrite. Starts during I See London...
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- Part 1 of Slippery Slopes & Related Stories
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13 Mar 2026
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The store around him is quiet, and the light from the rising sun streams through the window, casting warm, tangerine rays across the glass tabletop. It’s almost comforting, and for a brief, tiny moment, Noah feels a little bit at peace with himself.
That is, until a series of sharp, confident steps echo across the store, and Noah barely has time for his stomach to fill with dread before a voice – a smooth, eloquent, and familiar voice – fills his ears like salt water.
“Well, if it isn’t my dear Noah!” The voice speaks, and when Noah whips his head around, he's staring directly into the eyes of none other than Alejandro Burromuerto.
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13 Mar 2026
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why are mcdonalds workers so hot!! by PPDESTROYAR
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
09 Nov 2025
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pickle starts to fall in love with the punk mcdonalds worker he tried to get fired for giving him a small sprite instead of a large on his trip to mcdonalds at 9pm, all i can think of to describe this absolute mess of a fanfic
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28 Jan 2026
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knife pierces pickle’s snakebites with a safety pin, not a good idea whatsoever, especially when the one getting pierced has the lowest pain tolerance in the world.
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28 Jan 2026