beetlezjuice



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    Simon died. Eaten and consumed by the Blood Eel. Not until he wakes up in a place called Erid where sentient rocks live and a guy who can’t seem to wear his glasses the right way.

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    Simon gets thrown into Project Hail Mary because he deserves to be taken care of after the ending in Iron Lung. (basically, in other words. Simon and Grace act stupid, made everyone in Erid their spectators of their stupidity)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    ABANDONED, I’m sorry.

    The monotonous purgatory setup raises no stakes, no reward at the end of the road. Boredom seeps in this very game the Spectre plays god, and with unwarranted freedom given to an entity—a being of code—that craves power through torment, they mock their victims with a patch update:

    “Welcome to the next stage of the game.”

     

    “A dating simulation. With a side of death.”

     

    “One of you has been cast as the protagonist—the heartthrob of this hellhole. The rest of you? Suitors. Rivals. Background extras. Play your parts well.”

     

    “Win the protagonist's affection. Compete for his attention. At the end of this trial, the protagonist will have to choose someone. And only then will he and his chosen partner leave this place.”

     

    “Elliot, darling? Smile for the camera.”

    ( Check out this playlist made by windig! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3jWh83gmQdbxvimBQyptux?si=2c7702cce6034b9e )

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    23 Jun 2025